Chris Barnes

Born: 1965-06-24

Mar

2008

All we got on this team

From: The Bad News Bears

Well, what do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, Spics, Niggers, Pansies... and a booger-eating Moron!

Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)

#Discrimination

#Sports

#Racism

Jul

2005

Hey, Yankees

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!

Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)

#Insult

#Apologies

#Trophies

Jul

2005

That booger-eating spaz

From: The Bad News Bears

Scruds, does that booger-eating spaz make me want to puke.

Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)

#Frustration

#Insult

#Vomit

Jun

2005

A cruddy alkie

From: The Bad News Bears

All we got is a cruddy alkie for a manager.

Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)

#Alcohol

#Sports

#Frustration

Born Today

Hank Azaria • 25 Apr 1964

Peter Jurasik • 25 Apr 1950

Jason Lee • 25 Apr 1970

Gina Torres • 25 Apr 1969

Died Today

Bea Arthur • 25 Apr 2009

Dorothy Provine • 25 Apr 2010

Ginger Rogers • 25 Apr 1995

George Sanders • 25 Apr 1972

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Here's looking at you, kid (v3), from: Casablanca
Views today: 7

Surrounded by idiots, from: Archer
Views today: 5

The colonies are burning, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
Views today: 5

Here's looking at you, kid (v4), from: Casablanca
Views today: 4

Magic trick, from: X-Men: First Class
Views today: 4

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 4

Going out with girls is fun, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 4

I don't like change!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 3

Hello, mama!, from: Dinosaurs
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The only time of year, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
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Of course I got the internet!, from: Strongbad_email.exe
Views today: 3

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 3

That tone of voice, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 3

Here's looking at you, kid (v2), from: Casablanca
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Here's looking at you, kid (v1), from: Casablanca
Views today: 3

Where the hell are we, from: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)
Views today: 2

Bad feeling about this, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 2

My mother had me tested, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 2

Foreign mumbo-jumbo, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 2

Little surprises, from: The Bride of Frankenstein
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Blast off, from: Dr. Strangelove
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Try me, Beyoncé, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 2

Guardian of these books, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 2

Recon post, from: Toy Story
Views today: 2

Who bought you?, from: Soylent Green
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Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,061

Family Guy / Total views: 31,400

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,862

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,265

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Up / Total views: 22,672

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,530

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,364

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,506

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,745

South Park / Total views: 14,928

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,715

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,129

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,988

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,811

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,011

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,933

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,758

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,660

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,657

Daria / Total views: 10,644

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