Bruce Campbell

Born: 1958-06-22

IMDB Filmography

Aug

21

2009

Shop S-Mart

From: Army Of Darkness

That's right... Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Mar

07

2009

The two key words for tonight

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.'

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

Mar

07

2009

You're on the floor

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Hey, man, you're on the floor. –No shit.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

Feb

26

2009

Hello Mr. Fancy-Pants

From: Army Of Darkness

Well, hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Feb

26

2009

Come get some

From: Army Of Darkness

Come get some.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Feb

18

2009

Yo, She-Bitch

From: Army Of Darkness

Yo, She-Bitch... (gun cocks) Let's go.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Feb

18

2009

Hail to the King

From: Army Of Darkness

Hail to the King, baby.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Feb

16

2009

My boomstick

From: Army Of Darkness

This is my boomstick!

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Feb

16

2009

Give me some sugar

From: Army Of Darkness

Give me some sugar, baby.

Bruce Campbell (Ash)

Oct

19

2006

You undead sack of shit

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Come and get it, you undead sack of shit.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Oct

19

2006

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N

From: Bubba Ho-tep

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Jun

08

2006

What your rest home can do for you

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

Apr

18

2006

Worthless or sadly amusing

From: Bubba Ho-tep

...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

#Self-Deprication

Mar

31

2006

Anything to life other than food, shit, and sex?

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

#Self-Deprication

Mar

31

2006

Standing in a toilet

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Why are we standing here in a toilet?

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Mar

15

2006

Where'd my youth go?

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

#Self-Deprication

Mar

14

2006

Never fuck with the King

From: Bubba Ho-tep

A big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Mar

13

2006

Big damn bugs

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right, the size of my fist, size of a... peanut butter and banana sandwich, man.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Mar

13

2006

Don't make me use my stuff on you

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Don't make me use my stuff on you, baby.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

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25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

Top 25 Quotes - Today

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
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Real old real quick, from: Will & Grace
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Where's my sandwich?, from: Iron Man 3
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Never too old for free candy, from: Doug
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A nice chianti, from: The Silence Of The Lambs
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Go in costume, from: Planet 51
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The Shadow Proclamation, from: Doctor Who (II)
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Elaborate trick-or-treat, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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You're against me, from: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
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Threats don't work, from: Doctor Who (II)
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That's my candy!, from: Family Guy
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Turkish prison, from: Airplane!
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Are you out of your mind?, from: The Shining
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We, the People, from: The Spirit Of '76
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Ah, the doorbell, from: Murder By Death
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Stay cool, bird boy., from: Batman & Robin
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Only one truth about war, from: Babylon 5
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Slip-shod backwater burgs, from: Twin Peaks
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Dirty bird, from: Archer
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He does not share power, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
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The Monster is a mirror, from: Zardoz
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Spoiler alert, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Touch the wand, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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Full of witches and spooks, from: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
Views today: 4

Nutter Buddy Butter Bar, from: Monsters vs Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots
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