Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

Born: 1948-03-14

IMDB Filmography

Apr

18

2021

Is that a joke?

From: Monsters, Inc.

Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Oct

29

2014

Scariest monsters

From: Monsters University

You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

20

2014

Is that a joke?

From: Monsters University

Is that a joke?

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

13

2014

Officially a college student

From: Monsters University

I can't believe it. I'm officially a college student!

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

May

08

2013

Harryhausen's

From: Monsters, Inc.

So, uh, are we going anywhere special tonight? –I-I-I just got us into a little place called, um, Harryhausen's. –(gasp) Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there. –Not for Googlybear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later! –OK, sweetheart. –Think romantical thoughts.

Jennifer Tilly (Celia) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

Mar

12

2003

What was that?

From: Monsters, Inc.

What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

Feb

28

2003

Weirdest thing you've ever said

From: Monsters, Inc.

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

Apr

26

2002

Bye-bye, boys!

From: The Princess Bride

Bye-bye, boys! –Have fun storming the castle!

Carol Kane (Valerie) | Billy Crystal (Miracle Max)

File Updated: 2016-05-23

Born Today

Glen Berry • 21 Apr 1978

Cathy Cavadini • 21 Apr 1961

Charles Grodin • 21 Apr 1935

James McAvoy • 21 Apr 1979

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

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Cover sheets on TPS reports, from: Office Space
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Beat it out of you, from: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
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That look in your eye, from: Mission: Impossible III
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I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
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Sitting around the Yaksmas stump, from: The Ren & Stimpy Show
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Fire the bitch!, from: Nine To Five
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Drool is a tool, from: Monsters University
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Dirt for dirt's sake, from: Perversion For Profit
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Your opinion, from: Lost In Space
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An inversion of normalcy, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
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No hero, from: Deadpool
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My excellent friends, from: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Never be a dog in this house, from: The Shaggy Dog
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Your favorite pageant, from: Drop Dead Gorgeous
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First Contact Day, from: Star Trek: Picard
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I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 2

Starving artist, from: Daria
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