Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

Born: 1948-03-14

IMDB Filmography

Oct

29

2014

Scariest monsters

From: Monsters University

You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

20

2014

Is that a joke?

From: Monsters University

Is that a joke?

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

13

2014

Officially a college student

From: Monsters University

I can't believe it. I'm officially a college student!

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

May

08

2013

Harryhausen's

From: Monsters, Inc.

So, uh, are we going anywhere special tonight? –I-I-I just got us into a little place called, um, Harryhausen's. –(gasp) Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there. –Not for Googlybear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later! –OK, sweetheart. –Think romantical thoughts.

Jennifer Tilly (Celia) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Mar

12

2003

What was that?

From: Monsters, Inc.

What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Feb

28

2003

Weirdest thing you've ever said

From: Monsters, Inc.

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Apr

26

2002

Bye-bye, boys!

From: The Princess Bride

Bye-bye, boys! –Have fun storming the castle!

Carol Kane (Valerie) | Billy Crystal (Miracle Max)

File Updated: 2016-05-23

Born Today

Peter Boyle • 18 Oct 1935

George C. Scott • 18 Oct 1927

Eric Stuart • 18 Oct 1967

Lucky Yates • 18 Oct 1967

Died Today

Henry Travers • 18 Oct 1965

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It's over, go away!, from: Animaniacs
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Fighting superstition, from: The Wolf Man
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Messy and unsanitary, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Squirrel!, from: Up
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Dumbest idea ever, from: South Park
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Ride that Internet, from: Reaper
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Oh, son, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
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You cheating bastard, from: The Omega Man
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The gay antichrist, from: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green
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Take a bath, from: Up
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Fuck Barbra Streisand, from: In & Out
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What's your sign?, from: High Anxiety
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Ugliest sailor, from: The Beverly Hillbillies
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They're showing off, from: The Cowboys
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The acronym 'KMN', from: The Big Bang Theory
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SFX: the pouring of a beer, from: Sound Effects
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It's goblins, from: Bell Book And Candle
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The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
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Too old for this crap, from: Adventures In Babysitting
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