Fifteen years and counting...

2012-05-22 Movie "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls." [Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog) from Muppets (2011), The]
2012-05-21 Movie "Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!" [Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear) from Muppets (2011), The]
2012-05-15 Television "Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry." [Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
2012-05-14 Television "It's starting to smell a little like danger in here. (sniff sniff) Or heavily-fried food." [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
2012-05-10 Movie "What sort of Supreme Being created such riff-raff? Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?!" [David Warner (Evil Genius) from Time Bandits]
2012-05-08 Movie "My friends, we're going to Jötunheim." [Chris Hemsworth (Thor) from Thor]
2012-05-01 Television "And I won't lie to you. This mission will be dangerous. –Uh, would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger? –Well, yes, obviously. –No, but I mean how would you phrase that? –I... The zone will be one of danger? –No, I mean... (sigh) not-- if you'd say that the-- (sigh) Forget it. Never mind. And you never mind and also shut up!" [Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]