| 2012-01-28
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"Hey, neat idea! We'll have a sing-a-long! Everybody wins with a sing-a-long."
[Donny Osmond
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2012-01-27
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"We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No."
[Kristen Wiig (Miss Hattie)
from Despicable Me] |
| 2012-01-26
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"Years from now they're going to ask us 'Where were you when they took over the planet?' And we're going to say 'We just stood by and watched.'"
[John Turturro (Simmons)
from Transformers: Dark of the Moon] |
| 2012-01-23
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"Watch and learn, little boy."
[Alicia Silverstone (Batgirl / Barbara Wilson)
from Batman & Robin] |
| 2012-01-22
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"I don't think this is a good idea. You can't just break all Ten Commandments in one day. God's gonna hate you. –That's the point. What can be scarier than that? Then tomorrow I'll just repent and both him and Jesus will be back on my side again. –Wow! You're right! Christianity sure is convenient. –Why would God make it any other way?"
[Scott Adsit (Doughy Latchkey) | Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
| 2012-01-21
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"The future can change. It's being written right now. But one thing I do know, I've seen the stars. I've seen the universe. I have seen the human race become vast and magnificent and endless. And I wish you could see it Oswald. I wish you could see that, too... 'cause then you'd know how small you've made your life."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Torchwood] |
| 2012-01-20
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"Get your ass up out of that dirt and stand on that line at attention 'til somebody comes tells you what to do."
[Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Chester Phillips)
from Captain America: The First Avenger] |
| 2012-01-18
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"Oh! I said that would happen and it did! (gasp) Oh my god, what if I have psychokinetic powers? –I don't know. Just try to only use them for good. –No."
[Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)
from Archer] |
| 2012-01-17
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"You may not want to be a god, Perseus, but after feats like yours men will worship you. Be good to them. Be better than we were."
[Liam Neeson (Zeus)
from Clash of the Titans (2010)] |
| 2012-01-13
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"Water, Mr. Rango. Water. Without it there's nothing but dust and decay. But with water there's life."
[Ned Beatty (Mayor)
from Rango] |
| 2012-01-12
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"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
[Barry Pepper (Lucky Ned Pepper)
from True Grit (2010)] |
| 2012-01-10
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"I'm setting the auto-pilot, but this better not be a ruse. –A ruse? Brring-brring! Hello? Hi, it's the 1930s! Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplanes back? –Let's go, kid. –Call you back, 1930s, and hey… watch out for that Adolph Hitler. He's a bad egg!"
[Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
| 2012-01-09
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"There is a storm on the horizon; a time of hardship and pain. This battle has been won, but the war against the machines rages on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is not fate but what we make."
[Christian Bale (John Connor)
from Terminator Salvation] |
| 2012-01-06
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"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light."
[Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern)
from Green Lantern] |
| 2012-01-04
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"Sometimes after an electrical storm I see in five dimensions. Why are the 60 of you looking at me like that?"
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2012-01-03
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"Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone."
[Hugo Weaving (Johann Schmidt / Red Skull)
from Captain America: The First Avenger] |
| 2012-01-02
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"Yeah, see, you guys are Justice. You cannot have it both ways. You want ratings, you want people in front of the TV sets instead of picket lines? Well, you ain't going to get that with reruns of Gilligan's Island."
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2012-01-01
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"I make certain that every First of January we have a bright and happy New Year."
[Red Skelton (Father Time)
from Rudolph's Shiny New Year] |
