| 2012-05-22
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls."
[Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)
from Muppets (2011), The] |
| 2012-05-21
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"Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!"
[Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)
from Muppets (2011), The] |
| 2012-05-15
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"Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry."
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2012-05-14
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"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here. (sniff sniff) Or heavily-fried food."
[Townsend Coleman (The Tick)
from The Tick] |
| 2012-05-10
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"What sort of Supreme Being created such riff-raff? Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?!"
[David Warner (Evil Genius)
from Time Bandits] |
| 2012-05-08
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"My friends, we're going to Jötunheim."
[Chris Hemsworth (Thor)
from Thor] |
| 2012-05-01
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"And I won't lie to you. This mission will be dangerous. –Uh, would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger? –Well, yes, obviously. –No, but I mean how would you phrase that? –I... The zone will be one of danger? –No, I mean... (sigh) not-- if you'd say that the-- (sigh) Forget it. Never mind. And you never mind and also shut up!"
[Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
