Dec 17 2020 Presents from Schmanta From: American Dad! Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1) So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you. Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien) #Chanukah#Christmas#Gifts#Food#Cookies#Milk#Lox#Bagels#Mother#Guilt#Worry
Dec 16 2020 Can't expect miracles From: Holiday Affair Christmas is wonderful, honey, but you can't expect miracles or even hope for them. Janet Leigh (Connie Ennis) #Christmas#Miracles#Hope#Expectations
Dec 15 2020 If you behave From: Malcolm In The Middle Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7) If you boys behave until Christmas morning, there will be a Christmas morning. Otherwise, these are going back to the store and Christmas will be canceled! Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson) #Christmas#Bribery#Threats#Warnings#Gifts
Dec 14 2020 You need kissing From: Gone With The Wind No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how. Clark Gable (Rhett Butler) #Kissing
Dec 13 2020 That's disgusting v2 From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: Turkey Time (1996) (Season 4, Episode 13a) That's disgusting! Do you think for one second that I could do that?! Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko) #Disgust#Innuendo#Sex
Dec 12 2020 Not being with family From: Malcolm In The Middle Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7) It's gonna be weird not being with our families on Christmas. –I know. It feels… great! It's like all the ugliness and turmoil you always associate with Christmas is gone. Emy Coligado (Piama Tananahaakna) | Christopher Masterson (Francis Wilkerson) #Christmas#Weirdness#Family#Fugly#Turmoil
Dec 11 2020 Quit hanging on From: Holiday Affair Why don't you quit trying to hang on to something you've lost? Robert Mitchum (Steve Mason) #Desperation#Government#Politics#Advice
Dec 10 2020 Second-fiddle to Christmas From: American Dad! Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1) Hanukkah's always been second-fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa or anything. This is a tough time of the year for us. –Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people? –Yes. Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein) | Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien) #Chanukah#Christmas#Frustration#Gifts#Antisemitism
Dec 09 2020 Yippee-ki-yay (v1) From: Die Hard Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Bruce Willis (John McClane) #Exclamations#Catchphrase
Dec 08 2020 Mom freaks out every Christmas From: Malcolm In The Middle Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7) I don't know what it is, but Mom freaks out about something every Christmas. Frankie Muniz (Malcolm Wilkerson) #Christmas#Mother#Frustration#Concern