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May

2018

Don't know who I am

From: Thor: Ragnarok

It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am.

Cate Blanchett (Hela)

#Ego

#Conceit

#Condescension

May

2018

Watching a girl undress

From: Lover Come Back

Do you think you'd enjoy watching a girl undress? –Well, I don't know... But I'm willing to give it a try.

Doris Day (Carol Templeton) | Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)

May

2018

See the sunrise

From: Blade Runner 2049

Am I the only one that can see the fucking sunrise here?

Robin Wright (Lieutenant Joshi)

#Sunrise

#Frustration

Apr

2018

Gotta be a stranger

From: Blade Runner 2049

Sometimes to love someone... you gotta be a stranger.

Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard)

#Love

#Guilt

#Remorse

Apr

2018

Talking in the third person

From: Babylon 5

Episode: Racing Mars (1997) (Season 4, Episode 10)

I don't trust anyone who talks of themselves in the third person.

Jason Carter (Marcus Cole)

Apr

2018

In bad taste

From: Muscle Beach Party

Now that's in bad taste.

Frankie Avalon (Frankie)

Apr

2018

The wrath of the Mighty Thor

From: Thor: Ragnarok

By Odin's Beard you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the Mighty Thor!

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Apr

2018

I'm a cheerleader!

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

I'm not perverted. I get good grades. I go to church. I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you.

Natasha Lyonne (Megan Bloomfield)

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v3)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v2)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v1)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

The usual suspects

From: Casablanca

Round up the usual suspects.

Claude Rains (Captain Renault)

#Police

#Legal

#Suspicious

Apr

2018

Wait for my bill

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Wait until you get my bill.

Pamelyn Ferdin (Lucy Van Pelt)

Apr

2018

Retire until needed again

From: Lost In Space

Episode: War of the Robots (1966) (Season 1, Episode 20)

If no one else requires my services, I shall retire until needed again.

William Bramley (Robotoid)

Apr

2018

See the world

From: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

Join the IMF. See the world. On a monitor. In a closet.

Simon Pegg (Benji Dunn)

Apr

2018

It's 4:20

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Stimutacs (2002) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Hey, hey, hey, shut up! It's 4:20. –Word up! Time to go get some more pills.

Kate Miller (Debbie DuPree) | Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)

#Drugs

#Innuendo

Apr

2018

Makes me bloaty

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)

#Digestion

#Food

Apr

2018

Girl obsession

From: Lover Come Back

What's this obsession you have with girls?

Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)

Apr

2018

Danger, Will Robinson

From: Lost In Space (2018)

Episode: Impact (2018) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Danger, Will Robinson.

uncredited (The Robot)

Apr

2018

No "I" in Team America

From: Team America: World Police

Remember, there is no "I" in Team America. –Yes, there is.

Daran Norris (Spottswoode) | Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.)

#Computer

#Teams

Apr

2018

Extraordinarily humble

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Humility. I like it. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

#Humility

#Ego

Apr

2018

Most uncooperative

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

You'll find us most uncooperative... unless you start explaining yourself.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

Apr

2018

Foreplay is for sissies

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

Oh, foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and pull out.

Cathy Moriarty (Mary Brown)

#Sex

#Frustration

#Foreplay

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

Menial tasks, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 10

Slap me thrice, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 6

Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 5

Really strange noises, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 5

I'm not afraid, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 4

That's my candy!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 4

Ruined Christmas for the whole world, from: Merry Madagascar
Views today: 4

Incoming message from The Big Giant Head!, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 4

Your deltoids are huge, from: ParaNorman
Views today: 4

SFX: Red Alert, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 3

Some sort of gay superhero, from: Jeffrey
Views today: 3

Let's do that again!, from: Shrek
Views today: 3

People call me 'Foggy', from: The Defenders
Views today: 3

He's my friend, from: Captain America: Civil War
Views today: 3

With no power comes no responsibility, from: Kick-Ass
Views today: 3

No question we can't answer, from: Undergrads
Views today: 3

SFX: bionic jump sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 3

I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 2

More pathetic, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 2

Yellow spandex, from: X-Men
Views today: 2

The TARDIS is secured!, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2

What's in it for me?, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 2

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 2

Did you buy any mistletoe?, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 2

SFX: drum rim shot, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 2

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