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Mar

2021

Cult of personality

From: Babylon 5

Episode: The Wheel of Fire (1998) (Season 5, Episode 19)

I was afraid, for awhile, that this cult of personality was getting out of hand.

Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar)

#Cults

#Ego

#Concern

Mar

2021

Gotta get in shape

From: Stripes

(gasps) I gotta get in shape. I gotta dry out or I'll be dead before I'm 30.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

Mar

2021

Easy to fool

From: Spider-Man: Far From Home

It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

Jake Gyllenhaal (Quentin Beck / Mysterio)

Mar

2021

Natural habitat

From: The Muppet Movie

Ah, a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

#Bears

#Cars

#Nature

Mar

2021

I'm warning you... I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. The did stuff to me... spooky stuff, anal stuff. Turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states: don't start none, won't be none.

Chris Evans (Jensen)

Mar

2021

Defeated by class

From: The Love Bug

Uh, you will forgive me for saying so, sir, but it does take class to know when it has been defeated by class.

David Tomlinson (Peter Thorndyke)

Mar

2021

Lost my sense of direction

From: The Muppet Movie

Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. –Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Dom DeLuise (Bernie the Agent) | Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Religion

#Lost

#Direction

Mar

2021

Artificial sweetener

From: The Angry Beavers

Episode: Lumberjacks' Delight (1998) (Season 2, Episode 8a)

Hey, uh, could I get some artificial sweetener over here?

Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)

#Coffee

#Tea

#Sugar

Mar

2021

Horny little devil

From: The Witches Of Eastwick

Who are you? –Just your average, horny little devil.

Cher (Alexandra Medford) | Jack Nicholson (Daryl Van Horne)

Mar

2021

Sex, sex, sex

From: Torchwood

Episode: Exit Wounds (2008) (Season 2, Episode 13)

On your knees! –Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex with you people. –Now!

Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper) | James Marsters (Captain John Hart)

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