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Oct

2018

Pump the hate-brakes

From: Deadpool 2

Whoa! Pump the hate-brakes, Fox And Friends!

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Hate

#Television

#Sarcasm

Oct

2018

Poppers

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Legend of Baggy Pants (2002) (Season 2, Episode 8)

Hesh wants poppers!

Chris Ward (Hesh Hipplewhite)

Sep

2018

The defining trait of humanity

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

If I can impart to you one piece of knowledge, just one kernel of truth, that I've gleaned over the entirety of my existence, it would be this: Betrayal... is the defining trait of humanity.

Ray Wise (The Devil)

Sep

2018

What we obtain too easily

From: The Brass Bottle

What we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly, and it has little value.

Tony Randall (Harold Ventimore)

#Advice

#Philosophy

Sep

2018

Dude, WTF?

From: South Park

Episode: Tweek x Craig (2015) (Season 19, Episode 6)

Dude, what the fuck?!

Matt Stone (Craig Tucker)

#WTF

Sep

2018

The Fate machine

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Career Day (2001) (Season 1, Episode 6a)

The machine will now decide your fate.

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

Sep

2018

You're exactly who you're supposed to be

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

It's hard being me sometimes. –I know, but I'm going to be there for you as much as I can. And when I'm not? I want you to picture me in your head, looking at you like I am right now, and saying "You are exactly who you're supposed to be."

Jet Jurgensmeyer (Skip) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

Sep

2018

The family you choose

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

When you get older you'll understand that there's the family you're born in to and the family that you choose. And the family I chose... well, it doesn't get any better than that.

Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

Sep

2018

Full moon psychos

From: Silver Bullet

Psychotics are more active when the moon is full.

Gary Busey (Uncle Red)

Sep

2018

A fireplace you never use

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Honey, all I'm saying is that if you don't start dating it's going to turn into a fireplace you never use. Open up the flue and put a big log in there.

Megan Mullally (Karen Walker)

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Born Today

Carrie Fisher • 21 Oct 1956

Everett McGill • 21 Oct 1945

Jeremy Miller • 21 Oct 1976

Leonard Rossiter • 21 Oct 1926

Andrew Scott • 21 Oct 1976

Ken Watanabe • 21 Oct 1959

Carleton Young • 21 Oct 1905

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

Top 20 Quotes - Today

How do you impeach?, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney General
Views today: 3

I don't think that's funny, from: All About Eve
Views today: 3

SFX: the pouring of a beer, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 2

Can you speak up?, from: Deadpool 2
Views today: 2

A fireplace you never use, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 2

Let 'em have at it, from: McLintock!
Views today: 2

They're all on TV, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 2

Destroyer Of Worlds, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 1

Hard to find one big enough, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 1

Watch your language, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Views today: 1

I will bring you hope, from: X-Men
Views today: 1

Turn it into something so ugly, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 1

A man's job, from: Artists And Models
Views today: 1

Compute and obey, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 1

Catcher's mitt, from: Dragnet 1967
Views today: 1

Considered a freak, from: Shrek
Views today: 1

I just hate decorations, from: Goof Troop
Views today: 1

What is wrong with you?, from: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie
Views today: 1

Very strange people, from: The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Views today: 1

A wizard is never late, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 66,776

Family Guy / Total views: 32,341

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,793

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,058

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,117

Up / Total views: 24,021

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,330

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,320

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,304

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,736

South Park / Total views: 15,623

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,367

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,040

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,778

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,926

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,787

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,472

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,173

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,445

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,436

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