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Nov

2022

Searching for a word

From: Toy Story

Excuse me, I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger." –The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) | Tom Hanks (Woody)

#Bitchy

#Condescension

#Language

#Space

#Ranger

#Toys

#School

Nov

2022

Are you on drugs?

From: The Spirit

Are you on drugs or something?

Dan Lauria (Dolan)

#Drugs

#Police

#Concern

Nov

2022

More work at school

From: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Why should I give thanks on Thanksgiving?! What have I got to be thankful for? All it does is make more work for us at school.

Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)

Nov

2022

Thankstaking

From: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: Belly Full of Turkey (2005) (Seaon 1, Episode 9)

So wait, not only have you not done any good for anyone today, you're actually helping someone steal from the homeless?! You know, Ted, it's called Thanksgiving not Thankstaking. Damn.

Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson)

Nov

2022

Billionaire time travel

From: Quantum Leap (2022)

Episode: What a Disaster! (2022) (Season 1, Episode 6)

So, scenario number two: a private company is behind this. Some billionaire or defense contractor got enough pieces of this shared with them and can now travel through time. –Elon Musk or Z-Zuck being able to control the past? Ugh, that's terrifying.

Nanrisa Lee (Jenn Chou) | Mason Alexander Park (Ian Wright)

Nov

2022

We're ace

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: The Power of the Doctor (2022) (Season 13, Episode 9)

I'm sorry we fell out. I'm sorry I judged you. I didn't understand the burden you carried. –All children leave home sooner or later. The joy is to watch them fly. –So... we good? –Oh, we're more than good. We're ace.

Sophie Aldred (Dorothy Gale 'Ace' McShane) | Sylvester McCoy (The Doctor)

Nov

2022

Who likes dark meat?

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

OK, um... Who likes dark meat? –Hey, who doesn't? Am I right, ladies?

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) | Wilmer Valderrama (Fez)

Nov

2022

A girl's morale

From: Christmas In Connecticut

You don't know what a mink coat does for a girl's morale.

Barbara Stanwyck (Elizabeth Lane)

Nov

2022

No guns

From: Chuck

Episode: Chuck Versus the Nemesis (2007) (Season 1, Episode 10)

Hey. No guns at Thanksgiving.

Zachary Levi (Chuck Bartowski)

#Thanksgiving

#Guns

#Demands

Nov

2022

Hangover cure

From: Where The Boys Are

They say the only cure for a hangover is 24 hours.

Dolores Hart (Merritt Andrews)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Clean, lemony-fresh victory, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 7

You should go shopping, from: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Views today: 4

No other name, from: Phantom of the Paradise
Views today: 3

As you wish, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 3

Is the opera over yet?, from: A Night At The Opera
Views today: 3

Stir, never shake, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 3

The Voice of Doom, from: The Philadelphia Story
Views today: 2

One helluva stud, from: Midnight Cowboy
Views today: 2

Star Wars, from: Bones
Views today: 2

Social outcast, from: Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
Views today: 2

Cry for attention, from: Rugrats
Views today: 2

Nothing!, from: Hogan's Heroes
Views today: 2

An old queen with a head cold, from: Victor/Victoria
Views today: 2

Listen to who's gone moral, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Views today: 2

When are you gonna wake up?, from: Turbo
Views today: 2

Your frivolous self, from: Thunderball
Views today: 2

Leave my pussy alone!, from: Are You Being Served?
Views today: 2

Snow inspires me, from: Mary Tyler Moore
Views today: 2

Get odds on, from: Farscape
Views today: 2

Just because we're betrothed, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

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