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Jan

06

2021

Macho stuff

From: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Come on. What the hell were you guys really trying to do back there? It wasn't some kind of "macho thing," was it? Because if that's all, I'll be real disappointed. I really hate that macho stuff.

Catherine Hicks (Dr. Gillian Taylor)

#Disappointment

Jan

05

2021

The world isn't ready

From: Wonder Woman 1984

One day you'll become all that you dream of and more... but everything will be different. This world is not yet ready for all that you will do.

Robin Wright (Antiope)

#Accomplishments

Jan

04

2021

Quit sniffing glue

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Jan

03

2021

Quit amphetamines

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Jan

02

2021

Quit drinking

From: Airplane!

Looks like I took the wrong week to quit drinking.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Jan

01

2021

Quit smoking

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Dec

31

2020

The worst New Year's Eve

From: Absolutely Fabulous

Episode: Happy New Year (1995) (Season 3, Episode 2)

This is going down as the worst New Year's Eve on record.

Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon)

#Disappointment

Dec

30

2020

Youth is wasted

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Cruisin' (1995) (Season 2, Episode 8)

Oh, youth is wasted on the young!

Charlie Adler (Grandpa Wolfe)

Dec

29

2020

No true hero

From: Wonder Woman 1984

You cannot be the winner because you are not ready to win. And there is no shame in that... only in knowing the truth in your heart and not accepting it. No true hero is born from lies.

Robin Wright (Antiope)

Dec

28

2020

The Laughing Academy

The Omega Man

From: The Omega Man

Is this how it starts... a trip to the Laughing Academy?

Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)

#Self-Deprication

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Born Today

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Died Today

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Died This Year

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