Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter. –♪ Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter ♫ –Where ever a semi-naked man is crying like a schoolgirl because he lost a ballgame, you are there. –♪ So sad, too bad now ♫ –Why did they lose? Because some millionaire dropped the ball. A millionaire who needs a mic stuck in his face on national television. –♪ Oh, no ♫ –Go ahead. Wear your cashmere blazer to work. No one's going to pour champagne on it where you're going. –♪ They're just losers ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Bringer Of Bad News. You're not a big loser. You just interview them. –♪ Don't want to talk about it ♫
As I'm sure you've noticed, some Quotes have a little player attached to them and some don't. Well, "thanks" (he said sarcastically) to the latest Windows 10 update, I no longer have the ability to save .WAV files with MP3 compression. So, I'm going to be putting all new files on the site as MP3s. I'm also going to be going back to all the files I've updated over the past 2 years and re-doing those as MP3s as well, but that's gonna take a bit of time to convert them all.
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer ♫ –To feed America's hunger, you stand dangerously close to a buzzsaw armed only with a salami. –♪ Just your and your salami ♫ –Behind your glass fortress you quickly fill orders as shoppers shout "Hey, I was first." –♪ Take a number, please ♫ –And no matter what you're slicing, from baloney to liverwurst, you always hit your mark: one tenth of an ounce over. –♪ Slice, slice, slice. That's the way I like it ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Master Slicer. And remember, when someone asks "Who cut the cheese?", you can proudly say "It was me." –♪ Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller. –♪ Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller ♫ –Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper. –♪ Oh I need you now ♫ –Like a brave soldier, you storm hostile territory delivering much-needed supplies to your men. –♪ Oh! ♫ –Should you leave one roll or two? Or perhaps that giant ten pound super-roll? –♪ Keep rollin' ♫ –While others rest, you can't. Because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll. –♪ Hop, hop, hop ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Master Of The Men's Room, because if you don't do your business, we can't do ours. –♪ Is there anybody out there? ♫