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Wally








Jun
26
2016

Trademarked by competency

Dilbert
From: Dilbert
Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent. –Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

Chris Elliott (Dogbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)
#Big Business
#Work
#Competence
May
01
2001

Somebody's not working

Dilbert
From: Dilbert

Looks like somebody's not working.

Gordon Hunt (Wally)
#Work
Aug
06
1999

Alibi

Dilbert
From: Dilbert

Well that has 'alibi' written all over it.

Gordon Hunt (Wally)
#Work
#Legal
#School
Apr
28
1999

Feminine protection for mice

Dilbert
From: Dilbert
Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

What's a mousepad? –Feminine protection for mice. (whack) Oof!

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)
File Updated: 2016-06-25
#Hygiene
#Computer
#Puns
#Sexism
#Technology
Apr
09
1999

Carpe diem

Dilbert
From: Dilbert

Carpe diem, Dilbert. –'Sieze the day.' –What? –Carpe diem. –I think that's a fish.

Gordon Hunt (Wally) | Daniel Stern (Dilbert)
#Work
#Literature
#Fish

Born Today

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Died Today

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