Wally

Jun

26

2016

Trademarked by competency

Dilbert

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent. –Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

Chris Elliott (Dogbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)

May

01

2001

Somebody's not working

Dilbert

From: Dilbert

Looks like somebody's not working.

Gordon Hunt (Wally)

Aug

06

1999

Alibi

Dilbert

From: Dilbert

Well that has 'alibi' written all over it.

Gordon Hunt (Wally)

Apr

28

1999

Feminine protection for mice

Dilbert

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

What's a mousepad? –Feminine protection for mice. (whack) Oof!

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)

File Updated: 2016-06-25

Apr

09

1999

Carpe diem

Dilbert

From: Dilbert

Carpe diem, Dilbert. –'Sieze the day.' –What? –Carpe diem. –I think that's a fish.

Gordon Hunt (Wally) | Daniel Stern (Dilbert)

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