Vogon Captain

May

2013

Resistance is useless!

From: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

Resistance is useless!

Martin Benson (Vogon Captain)

#Exclamations

#Resistance

Born Today

Glen Berry • 21 Apr 1978

Cathy Cavadini • 21 Apr 1961

Charles Grodin • 21 Apr 1935

James McAvoy • 21 Apr 1979

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stupid, ignorant SOB, from: Silver Streak
Views today: 14

Wanna get high?, from: South Park
Views today: 13

Goofy hocus-pocus, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 11

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 11

Too old for this shit, from: Lethal Weapon
Views today: 11

Tripping bear balls, from: Archer
Views today: 11

Boys' humor, from: The Brady Bunch
Views today: 11

Alone in the dark, from: Judge Dredd
Views today: 10

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 9

As dumb as you are stupid, from: Archer
Views today: 9

Deaf and dumb, from: The Women
Views today: 9

I am Susan Ivanova, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 8

You fart helium?, from: Farscape
Views today: 8

Turkish prison, from: Airplane!
Views today: 8

Pressed the wrong button again, from: The Jetsons
Views today: 7

The Soul Train!, from: Soul Train
Views today: 6

He opens a window, from: Saved!
Views today: 6

Sprechen sie sexy?, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 6

I'll die alone, from: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
Views today: 6

What a joint, from: In The Sweet Pie And Pie
Views today: 6

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 82,094

Family Guy / Total views: 39,890

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 34,341

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,478

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,939

Up / Total views: 30,164

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,683

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,661

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,602

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,617

South Park / Total views: 22,390

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,521

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,106

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,790

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,001

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,846

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,532

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,145

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,924

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,201

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