Vogon Captain

May

2013

Resistance is useless!

From: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

Resistance is useless!

Martin Benson (Vogon Captain)

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#Resistance

Born Today

Eddie Albert • 22 Apr 1906

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Died Today

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Retire until needed again, from: Lost In Space
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Fake Alien Poop day, from: Planet 51
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One more inch of snow, from: Where The Boys Are
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Let the joyous news be spread, from: The Wizard Of Oz
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Learned in the Army, from: White Christmas
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And your little dog, too!, from: The Wizard Of Oz
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I kind of miss people, from: Zombieland
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Miss Popularity at the FBI , from: The X Files: I Want to Believe
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Afraid to go to school, from: X-Men
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Everybody has to poop sometimes, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
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I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
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Every man wants 'em, from: Hondo
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Yellow spandex, from: X-Men
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Dogs of war, from: ParaNorman
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Insulting them and embarrassing me, from: Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom
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Here there be monsters, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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Doing a man's job, from: Sheba, Baby
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Faster and more efficient, from: South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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Only one potato, from: Psycho Beach Party
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No such things as ghosts, from: The 3 Stooges
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I live for this shit!, from: xXx
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The plants are gonna die, from: Stripes
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I don't want any Spam, from: Monty Python's Flying Circus
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What the hell happened in here?, from: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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You want the moon?, from: It's A Wonderful Life
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