What're you supposed to do with a manically-depressed robot? –You think you've got problems? What're supposed to do if you are a manically-depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm 50,000 times more-intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
Welcome to the starship Heart Of Gold. Please do not be alarmed by anything you see or hear around you. You are bound to feel some initial ill effects as you have been rescued from certain death at an improbability level of 2 to the power of 267,709:1 against, possibly much higher. We are now cruising at a level of 2 to the power of 25,000:1 against and falling, and will be restoring normality as soon as we're sure what is normal anyway. Thank you.