Todd Mallory

Jul

2008

Looked as good as you

From: RV

If my ex-wife looked as good as you, I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage.

Will Arnett (Todd Mallory)

#Sex

#Marriage

Born Today

Joe Alaskey • 17 Apr 1952

Sean Bean • 17 Apr 1959

David Bradley • 17 Apr 1942

Jennifer Garner • 17 Apr 1972

William Holden • 17 Apr 1918

Joel Murray • 17 Apr 1963

Roddy Piper • 17 Apr 1954

Died Today

Cecil Cunningham • 17 Apr 1959

Doris Roberts • 17 Apr 2016

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

Top 20 Quotes - Today

First Contact Day, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 12

Uncle Elmore's Socks!, from: A League Of Their Own
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Pretend that you never said it, from: The Shaggy D.A.
Views today: 9

Shall we play a game?, from: WarGames
Views today: 9

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 8

An embarrassment to nature, from: Ice Age
Views today: 8

Ya bother me (v2), from: All Fowled Up
Views today: 8

Don't go in there, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Views today: 8

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 7

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 7

Don't forget your rubbers!, from: Hare Force
Views today: 7

Going to Disneyland, from: Hot Shots!
Views today: 6

The Riddler's laugh, from: Batman: The Movie (TOS)
Views today: 6

You little shit, from: Arthur
Views today: 6

Here's Johnny!, from: The Shining
Views today: 6

Morning, dickhead, from: Grumpy Old Men
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So distracting, from: The Spirit
Views today: 6

Dying is easy, from: My Favorite Year
Views today: 6

Death is better than bondage, from: Black Panther
Views today: 6

Never trust cats, from: The Losers
Views today: 5

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 82,046

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Sound Effects / Total views: 32,464

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Up / Total views: 30,146

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,643

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,642

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,567

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,610

South Park / Total views: 22,383

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,513

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,089

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,778

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,958

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,838

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,514

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,141

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,897

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,195

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