Todd Mallory

Jul

2008

Looked as good as you

From: RV

If my ex-wife looked as good as you, I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage.

Will Arnett (Todd Mallory)

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Born Today

Andrew Airlie • 18 Sep 1961

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson • 18 Sep 1905

Leon Askin • 18 Sep 1907

Frankie Avalon • 18 Sep 1939

June Foray • 18 Sep 1917

James Marsden • 18 Sep 1973

Jada Pinkett Smith • 18 Sep 1971

Aisha Tyler • 18 Sep 1970

Fred Willard • 18 Sep 1939

Died Today

Frank Morgan • 18 Sep 1949

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

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05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

03 Apr 2021 • John Paragon

01 May 2021 • Olympia Dukakis

18 May 2021 • Charles Grodin

29 May 2021 • Gavin MacLeod

13 Jun 2021 • Ned Beatty

24 Jul 2021 • Jackie Mason

29 Aug 2021 • Edward Asner

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Dick Tracy two-way wrist radio, from: Commercials
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White man's bullets, from: Reservation Dogs
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Not getting warranty, from: We Bare Bears
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You talkin' to me?, from: Taxi Driver
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Being a warrior isn't easy, from: Reservation Dogs
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What's up, doc?, from: Looney Tunes
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Put to sleep, from: UHF
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I might be of service, from: Zoolander
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Bad is good, baby!, from: The Tick
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Didn't even snow, from: Rocko's Modern Life
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Suicide rates skyrocket this time of year, from: The Big Bang Theory
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This is the voice of unity, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
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Pay for Mr. Squeaky, from: Commercials
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I know dames, from: Professional Sweetheart
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Strap in, from: Archer
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