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Thornton Melon








Jan
06
2022

Doomed from the start

Back To School
From: Back To School

Well, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth Sign, she's a Water Sign. Together we made mud.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Astrology
#Doom
#Water
#Earth
#Mud
#Cynical
Dec
27
2021

The best thing about kids

Back To School
From: Back To School

And just remember: the best thing about kids is making them.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Children
#Sex
#Sarcasm
Nov
03
2011

You have no class

Back To School
From: Back To School

Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight. –How about tomorrow night? –I have class then, too. –I'll tell you what, then, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner) | Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)
File Updated: 2021-12-26

#School
#Insult
#Classism
#Negotiation
Nov
03
2011

Tall & Fat stores

Back To School
From: Back To School

You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)
File Updated: 2021-12-26

#Fat
#Clothes
#Fashion
#Insult

Born Today

Craig Ferguson  •  17 May 1962
Thom Filicia  •  17 May 1969
Dennis Hopper  •  17 May 1936
Stephen R. Hudis  •  17 May 1957
Hannes Messemer  •  17 May 1924
Bill Paxton  •  17 May 1955
Sendhil Ramamurthy  •  17 May 1975
Ralph Wright  •  17 May 1908

Died Today

Frank Gorshin  •  17 May 2005
Tony Randall  •  17 May 2004
Ben Taggart  •  17 May 1947

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

I'm a doctor, not a tour guide, from: The Hangover
Views today: 12
How novel, from: Rappin' Rodney
Views today: 10
Patronizing bitch, from: Bubba Ho-tep
Views today: 9
Developing a bad attitude, from: UHF
Views today: 8
I always know you, from: Logan
Views today: 8
Relax until we say "flex", from: Twin Peaks
Views today: 8
Walking, talking baby factory, from: Where The Boys Are
Views today: 7
The feed is disrupted, from: Knight Rider
Views today: 7
Black Vulcan, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 7
You haven't got a brain, from: The Wizard Of Oz
Views today: 6
The true test of any hotel, from: Twin Peaks
Views today: 6
Loses job to a machine, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 6
Take me to your leader, from: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Views today: 6
There's always consequences, from: Spider-Man: No Way Home
Views today: 6
Do not know, so cannot say, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 6
Had enough, from: Twin Peaks
Views today: 6
How frugal of you, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 6
The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 5
Problem with authority, from: The Matrix
Views today: 5
Smell like a monster, from: Sesame Street
Views today: 5

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,553
Family Guy / Total views: 42,809
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 36,960
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,383
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,204
Up / Total views: 32,409
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,534
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,054
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,573
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 25,951
South Park / Total views: 24,916
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,161
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,842
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,520
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,629
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,300
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,611
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,601
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,047
Daria / Total views: 15,644
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