Thornton Melon

Jan

06

2022

Doomed from the start

From: Back To School

Well, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth Sign, she's a Water Sign. Together we made mud.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

Dec

27

2021

The best thing about kids

From: Back To School

And just remember: the best thing about kids is making them.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

Nov

03

2011

You have no class

From: Back To School

Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight. –How about tomorrow night? –I have class then, too. –I'll tell you what, then, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner) | Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

File Updated: 2021-12-26

Nov

03

2011

Tall & Fat stores

From: Back To School

You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

File Updated: 2021-12-26

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