Ted Gallagher

Aug

30

2018

Life requires skills

From: Reaper

Episode: All Mine (2007) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Doing something with your life, Sam, requires skills. And the only overt skills I see from you is tardiness and general ineptitude.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

Oct

27

2008

Halloween is a season

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Halloween is not a day, OK, it's a season. Which brings me to my special treat. Who wants to be our Lucky Pumpkin, huh? Oh, come on, guys! You get to dress up as a beautiful pumpkin and bring joy to children and... pass out coupons.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

File Updated: 2018-09-15

Oct

01

2008

An extremely important holiday

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Halloween is an extremely important holiday to me. The one time a year when a person allows his feelings to take flight; his wishes and desires are known to the world.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

File Updated: 2018-09-15

May

30

2008

Classic gay porn terminology

From: Reaper

She did call me over to her place tonight to help her hook up her DVR… And I think we all know what that means. –Yeah, that means she wants you to hook up her DVR. –No! Hooking up any sort of appliance is classic gay porn terminology for 'getting it on.' And I'm pretty sure that that translates over to the hetero arena.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher) | Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)

Mar

17

2008

A bloodied customer is not a happy customer

From: Reaper

Episode: Charged (2007) (Season 1, Episode 2)

You have broken the most cardinal rule here at The Bench… A bloodied customer is not a happy customer.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

Oct

25

2007

Wrath of Ted

From: Reaper

Episode: Magic (2007) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Well, congratulations. You have just incurred the Wrath of Ted.

Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher)

File Updated: 2018-09-12

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