Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'? –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you totally fucking gay.
I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. –But, Stan, don't you know? It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.