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Shifu

Shifu







Feb
14
2017

Battle of the mind

Kung Fu Panda 3
From: Kung Fu Panda 3

Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind. Hence, the dramatic entrance.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
#Violence
#Mental Health
#Drama
#Entrance
Dec
27
2016

Turn you into you

Kung Fu Panda 3
From: Kung Fu Panda 3

I'm not trying to turn you into me. I'm trying to turn you into you.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
#Philosophy
#Teaching
Nov
13
2016

Never be more than you are

Kung Fu Panda 3
From: Kung Fu Panda 3

If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
#Philosophy
#Encouragement
#Self-Reliance
#Teaching
#Education
#Concern
Dec
04
2012

In your heart

Kung Fu Panda Holiday
From: Kung Fu Panda Holiday

What goes on in your head, I really don't always understand. But what goes on in your heart will never let us down.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
File Updated: 2020-11-07

#Philosophy
#Christmas
#Chanukah
#Family
#Compassion
#Love
Feb
07
2012

The worst day of my life by far

Kung Fu Panda 2
From: Kung Fu Panda 2

Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior was the worst day of my life. By far. Nothing else came close. It was the worst, most-painful, mind-destroying, horrible moment I have ever experienced. (shudders)

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
File Updated: 2020-05-29

#Complaints
#Pain
#Life
#Mental Health
#Disgust
Sep
09
2009

Well done, students

Kung Fu Panda
From: Kung Fu Panda

Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
#School
Sep
04
2009

Level Zero

Kung Fu Panda
From: Kung Fu Panda

There is now a Level Zero.

Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
#School
#Games

Born Today

Frank Bonner  •  28 Feb 1942
John Carson  •  28 Feb 1927
Rory Cochrane  •  28 Feb 1972
Charles Durning  •  28 Feb 1923
Gilbert Gottfried  •  28 Feb 1955
Robert Sean Leonard  •  28 Feb 1969
Gavin MacLeod  •  28 Feb 1931
Zero Mostel  •  28 Feb 1915
John Turturro  •  28 Feb 1957

Died Today

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson  •  28 Feb 1977
Martin Benson  •  28 Feb 2010
Zara Cully  •  28 Feb 1978
Paul Harvey  •  28 Feb 2009
Cecil Kellaway  •  28 Feb 1973
Jane Russell  •  28 Feb 2011

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

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I mean 'whoa!', from: Looney Tunes
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