Santa Claus

See Also: Department Store Santa, Kris Kringle / Santa Claus, Mall Santa, Santa Gerg, Santa Skarr, Telephone Santa

Dec

18

2019

Permanent naughty plaque

The Powerpuff Girls

From: The Powerpuff Girls

Episode: 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas (2003) (Season 5, Christmas Special)

I have no other choice. You are so rotten, so despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... Permanent Naughty Plaque! Bum bum buuuumm.

Mike Bell (Santa Claus)

Dec

09

2016

Nobody likes the tangerines

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. –Nobody likes the tangerines.

Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Peter Capaldi (The Doctor)

Dec

24

2015

Second sled

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

It's Christmas Eve. –Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. –Yeah, well, then why aren't you out delivering presents? –Technically, I am. –Well, you're not, 'cause you're stood right there. –Oh, Shona, grow up, luv. –Yeah, do the math, baby. –There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So that's 22,000,000 children per hour! That's impossible. Obviously, I've got a second sled.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Dan Starkey (Ian)

Dec

23

2015

Verbal warning

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

We can stand about arguing whether I'm real or not, or, uh, are we gonna get busy saving Christmas? –Oh, Santa goes bad-ass! –Oh, he's giving me the feels. –Shut up. That's a-- That's a verbal warning. Please, stop it.

Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Dan Starkey (Ian) | Nathan McMullen (Wolf)

Dec

22

2015

Magic carrots

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Reindeer can't fly. They just can't. –No, no they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. That is why I feed mine magic carrots.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus)

Dec

11

2015

Christmas spoon

From: The Tick

Episode: The Tick Loves Santa! (1995) (Season 2, Episode 10)

Ho, ho ho! Merry Christmas to you! Spoon!

Ron Feinberg (Santa Claus)

File Updated: 2021-11-11

Dec

31

2013

December 31st forever

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Ooh! Wh-wh-why that's terrible! If the Baby New Year isn't found, the Old Year will just keep going on and on... And it'll be December 31st forever.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

File Updated: 2018-12-12

Dec

26

2013

Six days left

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, you've six days left to set things right.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

File Updated: 2018-12-12

Dec

31

2010

In a few bongs

From: Rudolph's Shiny New Year

If I can travel all over the world in one night, I ought to be able to get you to Father Time in a few bongs. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Paul Frees (Santa Claus)

File Updated: 2018-12-12

Dec

24

2010

Guide my sleigh

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Stan Francis (Santa Claus)

File Updated: 2021-12-20

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