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Rip Riley








Jan
10
2012

This better not be a ruse

Archer
From: Archer

I'm setting the auto-pilot, but this better not be a ruse. –A ruse? Brring-brring! Hello? Hi, it's the 1930s! Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplanes back? –Let's go, kid. –Call you back, 1930s, and hey... watch out for that Adolph Hitler. He's a bad egg!

Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
#Sarcasm
#History
#Telephone
#Nazis
#Hitler
#Condescension
Sep
21
2011

My grieving process

Archer
From: Archer

I didn't run away from home. I'm a grown man whose fiancee was murdered in front of his very eyes. So excuse me for needing some time to grieve! –By tending bar and banging newlyweds? –Apparently that's my grieving process!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley)
#Murder
#Grief
#Sex
#Alcohol

Born Today

John Billingsley  •  20 May 1960
Cher  •  20 May 1946
Christopher DeFaria  •  20 May 1959
Timothy Olyphant  •  20 May 1968
Bronson Pinchot  •  20 May 1959
Jimmy Stewart  •  20 May 1908
Anthony Zerbe  •  20 May 1936

Died Today

Peter Bull  •  20 May 1984
Anton Diffring  •  20 May 1989
Robin Gibb  •  20 May 2012
George Memmoli  •  20 May 1985
Jon Pertwee  •  20 May 1996

Died This Year

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10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

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