Rip Riley

Jan

2012

This better not be a ruse

From: Archer

I'm setting the auto-pilot, but this better not be a ruse. –A ruse? Brring-brring! Hello? Hi, it's the 1930s! Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplanes back? –Let's go, kid. –Call you back, 1930s, and hey... watch out for that Adolph Hitler. He's a bad egg!

Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Sarcasm

#History

#Telephone

#Nazis

#Hitler

#Condescension

Sep

2011

My grieving process

From: Archer

I didn't run away from home. I'm a grown man whose fiancee was murdered in front of his very eyes. So excuse me for needing some time to grieve! –By tending bar and banging newlyweds? –Apparently that's my grieving process!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley)

Born Today

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