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Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger








Jun
25
2004

The only bang you're gonna get

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
From: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

Terence Stamp (Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger)
#Gay
#Insult
#Bitchy
#Burn
Jun
26
1999

I've said it before

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
From: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

I've said it before and I'll say it again... No more fucking ABBA.

Terence Stamp (Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger)
#Gay
#Frustration
#Music

Born Today

Andy Berman  •  24 Feb 1968
Barry Bostwick  •  24 Feb 1945
Beth Broderick  •  24 Feb 1959
Marjorie Main  •  24 Feb 1890
Edward James Olmos  •  24 Feb 1947
Debra Jo Rupp  •  24 Feb 1951
John Vernon  •  24 Feb 1932

Died Today

Frank Conroy  •  24 Feb 1964
Don Knotts  •  24 Feb 2006
Harold Ramis  •  24 Feb 2014
John Randolph  •  24 Feb 2004
Dinah Shore  •  24 Feb 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

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