Napoleon Bonaparte

Jun

2006

Well, I weigh less

From: Love And Death

I wonder if you should be more difficult to conquer than Russia? –Well, I weigh less.

James Tolkan (Napoleon Bonaparte) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)

File Updated: 2021-05-25

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Jun

2006

That's your best bet

From: Love And Death

Do you find me attractive as a man? –Yes, I think that's your best bet.

James Tolkan (Napoleon Bonaparte) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)

File Updated: 2021-05-25

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