Mike Wazowski

Apr

18

2021

Is that a joke?

From: Monsters, Inc.

Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Oct

29

2014

Scariest monsters

From: Monsters University

You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

20

2014

Is that a joke?

From: Monsters University

Is that a joke?

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

Jan

13

2014

Officially a college student

From: Monsters University

I can't believe it. I'm officially a college student!

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

May

08

2013

Harryhausen's

From: Monsters, Inc.

So, uh, are we going anywhere special tonight? –I-I-I just got us into a little place called, um, Harryhausen's. –(gasp) Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there. –Not for Googlybear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later! –OK, sweetheart. –Think romantical thoughts.

Jennifer Tilly (Celia) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

Mar

12

2003

What was that?

From: Monsters, Inc.

What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

Feb

28

2003

Weirdest thing you've ever said

From: Monsters, Inc.

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

File Updated: 2021-04-04

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