Lois Griffin

Nov

2017

What happened to our turkey?

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Thanksgiving

#Turkeys

#Alcohol

#Anger

#Salad

#Food

#Frustration

Oct

2017

Can't walk around in blackface

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Chris, you can't just walk around in blackface. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian Chief costume I bought you.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

#Halloween

#Racism

#Costumes

Jul

2009

(sigh) OK, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes. I don't know what else I can say. Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

Dec

2006

Dipsilucious vacation

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree. –Lois, I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

Dec

2005

Gay apparel

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you. –Uh, we-well, it's a little warm in here, you know? –"Don we now our gay apparel." –Doesn't get much gayer than this.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

Dec

2005

Complicated Christmas

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Uh, uh, uh, before you sit down, we're due at Joe and Bonnie's for egg nog. –Lois, can't we tell them that your mother died? –Peter, I'm not going to lie about something like that. –All right, all right, I'll kill your mother. God, when did Christmas become so complicated?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

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