Lois Griffin

Oct

2017

Can't walk around in blackface

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Chris, you can't just walk around in blackface. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian Chief costume I bought you.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

#Halloween

#Racism

#Costumes

Jul

2009

Sylvia Plath and Ambien

From: Family Guy

(sigh) OK, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes. I don't know what else I can say. Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

Dec

2006

Dipsilucious vacation

From: Family Guy

Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree. –Lois, I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Christmas

#Vacations

Dec

2005

Gay apparel

From: Family Guy

Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you. –Uh, we-well, it's a little warm in here, you know? –'Don we now our gay apparel.' –Doesn't get much gayer than this.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Christmas

#Gay

#Fashion

Dec

2005

Complicated Christmas

From: Family Guy

Uh, uh, uh, before you sit down, we're due at Joe and Bonnie's for egg nog. –Lois, can't we tell them that your mother died? –Peter, I'm not going to lie about something like that. –All right, all right, I'll kill your mother. God, when did Christmas become so complicated?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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