Mama! I'm gay. –I know you're gay! I've known you're gay since you were five-years-old and you wanted that doll Suzie Q for Christmas instead of the dump truck your daddy wanted to buy for you. I know you're gay, Ty. I've always known, but could we please just bury your grandmother and get on with life, could we?! Because I think I'm going to explode any minute if any more shit hits the fan today!
And there have been consequences to the moral decay of this country caused by the gays and the acceptance of their lifestyle, and there will be more! 9/11, AIDS, Obama's election, Hurricane Katrina-- –And Sandy, oh and don't forget that Japanese tsunami, and fire ants! All because of the gays. –Well, you know, I consider myself a god-fearing Christian, but I find it hard to believe that the gays wield enough power to control the weather... and disease... and insects.
Uh, now that marriage equality is the law of the land, how is this Revival, well, gonna change things? –The Supreme Court's not the law of this land. The word of God's the law of this land. –Well, actually, if memory serves me right, uh, that's not exactly true. The Constitution is the law of the land, not the Bible. The separation of Church and State. Um, something we all should've been taught in school.