John Crichton

Sep

06

2015

Yellow bolts of light

From: Farscape

Episode: Premiere (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Aug

28

2008

Nice suit

From: Farscape

That's a nice suit. Do you have to buy that or does it come standard-issue?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Aug

28

2008

Simple organism

From: Farscape

You are quite a simple organism to possess the knowledge you do. –You're only saying that 'cause you don't know me.

John Bach (Einstein) | Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Mar

21

2008

Get a bigger gun

From: Farscape

Either stop pointing guns at people or get a bigger gun.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

30

2007

A plan not involving surrender

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Does anybody have a plan that doesn't involve the word 'surrender'?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

30

2007

Nobody gets it right the first time

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

I'm really sorry about this, baby. –It's all right. Just get it right the first time. –Nobody gets it right the first time.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)

Nov

07

2006

Vote of confidence

From: Farscape

Oh. Well thank you for that vote of confidence.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Mar

07

2005

Our destinies

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Our destinies are no longer in our own hands.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Mar

07

2005

Trust takes time

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Day by day, trust takes time.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

19

2004

I'm pregnant, not incapacitated

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

All right, be careful. –I'm pregnant, not incapacitated, John.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)

Nov

03

2004

Feel like killing someone?

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Feel like killing someone?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

03

2004

Cosmic joke

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Is this some kind of joke? –Cosmic.

Wayne Pygram (Scorpius) | Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Existentialism

Oct

20

2004

I've killed men for less

From: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars

Is there anything I can do to help? –Oh, I think you've done enough already. If this was a Sebacean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long is this going to take? –Well, on Earth it can last days. –I have killed men for less.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)

Sep

28

2004

Flying through wormholes

From: Farscape

Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farmboy. It takes a little finesse.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Aug

30

2004

Always about the money

From: Farscape

Furlow, is it always about the money? –Is there anything else? I mean, how much sex can you have? –I don't know. I haven't maxed out yet.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Magda Szubanski (Furlow)

Aug

04

2004

Crackers don't matter

From: Farscape

I need you to understand that crackers don't matter.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

May

17

2004

Give Braniac a fluffy doll

From: Farscape

Bingo! Give Braniac a fluffy doll.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Feb

26

2004

You've done worse

From: Farscape

I can't believe that I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator. –Oh, that's all right. You've done worse.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Gigi Edgely (Chiana)

Feb

02

2004

Things don't always work out

From: Farscape

Well, sometimes things don't happen quite the way you imagine them.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Dec

01

2003

That Island of Misfit Toys thing

From: Farscape

Ah, hell, I'm getting that 'going to the Island of Misfit Toys' thing.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

10

2003

Bare-assed baby pics

From: Farscape

What's next, we break out the bare-assed baby pictures?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

10

2003

Your timing is terrible

From: Farscape

Your timing is terrible.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

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