May 31 2010 Parent-Teacher conferences From: Daria Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Parenting#School#Work May 11 2010 Mandatory volunteering From: Daria I'm under the impression that participation in this contest was voluntary. –It was. But your daughter refused to volunteer, so in her case I made it mandatory. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #Volunteers#School#Contradictory May 11 2010 Last day of school From: Daria Daria, hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #School#Sarcasm May 08 2008 Raging hormones From: Daria All right, Daria, I guess I can believe your story. Thought it seems pretty far-fetched to me that two teenagers with raging hormones-- –My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Sex#Hormones#Anger Sep 03 2003 Why can't I ever find anything? From: Daria Why can't I ever find anything around here? Do you all want me to go insane? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Mental Health#Complaints#Sanity#Frustration Sep 03 2002 I need my coffee From: Daria Quinn, I need my coffee. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Coffee Sep 03 2002 Soliciting people From: Daria Hello? Don't you think it's a little late to be soliciting people? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Sales#Telephone Jun 22 2002 What's wrong with you? From: Daria We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Mother's Day#Family#Self-Esteem#Frustration Feb 04 2002 High-speed internet connection From: Daria Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there. –I can once they put in my high-speed internet connection. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Computer#Internet
May 31 2010 Parent-Teacher conferences From: Daria Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Parenting#School#Work
May 11 2010 Mandatory volunteering From: Daria I'm under the impression that participation in this contest was voluntary. –It was. But your daughter refused to volunteer, so in her case I made it mandatory. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #Volunteers#School#Contradictory
May 11 2010 Last day of school From: Daria Daria, hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #School#Sarcasm
May 08 2008 Raging hormones From: Daria All right, Daria, I guess I can believe your story. Thought it seems pretty far-fetched to me that two teenagers with raging hormones-- –My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Sex#Hormones#Anger
Sep 03 2003 Why can't I ever find anything? From: Daria Why can't I ever find anything around here? Do you all want me to go insane? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Mental Health#Complaints#Sanity#Frustration
Sep 03 2002 I need my coffee From: Daria Quinn, I need my coffee. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Coffee
Sep 03 2002 Soliciting people From: Daria Hello? Don't you think it's a little late to be soliciting people? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Sales#Telephone
Jun 22 2002 What's wrong with you? From: Daria We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Mother's Day#Family#Self-Esteem#Frustration
Feb 04 2002 High-speed internet connection From: Daria Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there. –I can once they put in my high-speed internet connection. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Computer#Internet
