Hayley Smith

Dec

2011

Binge-drinking since Thanksgiving

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Well isn't that cute. Roger's making a snow angel. A face-down snow angel. In a... pile of angel vomit. –He's passed out, Mom. He's been binge-drinking since Thanksgiving.

Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

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#Thanksgiving

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#Snow

Dec

2010

Christmas is offensive

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

Dec

2009

Stole his holiday spirit

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Merry Merry, everyone! –Wow! Great sweater, Roger. –Thanks! I totally sniped it from a guy on eBay. I not only stole the sweater, I stole his holiday spirit. And that made my holiday spirit grow stronger! Because tha--that's how it works, right? Like Highlander? There can be only one?