Harvey Birdman

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Sep

2017

All's fair

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Shoyu Weenie (2002) (Season 1, Episode 5)

All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

#Legal

#Fairness

#Love

#Sex

#Innuendo

Sep

2017

Reduce the charge

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Very Personal Injury (2001) (Season 1, Episode 2)

In conclusion, we're willing to accept your offer to reduce the charge from Indecent Exposure to Second-Degree Nudie-Groovin'.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

#Legal

#Lawyers

#Nudity

Jun

2006

Pride weekend

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Harvey's Civvy (2005) (Season 3, Episode 2)

What's going on? –Pride weekend?

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)

File Updated: 2018-02-16

#Gay

#Pride

#Party

Mar

2006

Our right to keep and bear guitars

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Our founding fathers guaranteed us certain protections... The freedom of speech, freedom of religion, the freedom to own and play stringed instruments of all kinds. Those founding fathers didn't place restrictions on these freedoms. They didn't say, 'The right to play guitar shall not be violated except when used to play Green Day's Time Of Your Life over and over again in the common area of your dorm!' No! Where will these restrictions end? A background check when you want to take up the banjo? A five-day waiting period to buy a Telecaster™? An all-out ban on the Flying V™ or, dare I say, Whammy Bar™?! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is up to you to defend our right to keep and bear guitars!

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

Feb

2006

That and product placement

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Shaggy Busted (2002) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Experience. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. Well, that and product placement.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

Nov

2005

To the Bird Lair!

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

To the Bird Lair! –Bird Lair?

Paget Brewster (Birdgirl) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

#Superheroes

Nov

2005

Now listen very closely

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Look at me. Look at me. Now listen very closely... to what I'm about to say to you. –Oh, OK. –Promise that you are going to listen to these words with all your heart. –OK. –Do you have, inside you, here... –Yes? –Deep, deep inside you... do you have... the one true thing that you need... in life... that will guide you through it all? –Yes? –Do you have that one thing-- –What thing? Tell me! What is it?! –It is that thing that I sent to you.

Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

#Work

#That Thing

Jul

2005

Got it all on tape

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Blackwatch Plaid (2004) (Season 2, Episode 1)

And, what, you think I have nothing better to do than gather information on you and use it against you? Do you think I'm that petty? –Oh, of course not! –Oh, and by the way, you're not working hard enough. –What? –Yep. Got it all on this tape right here.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

Feb

2005

Mr. Ding-A-Ling to see you

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: SPF (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

(buzz) A, uh, ahem, Mr. Ding-A-Ling, here to see you. –(laughter)

Grey Delisle (Debbie) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Thomas Allen (Peanut)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Sex

#Work

#Innuendo

Jan

2005

So did Martina Navratilova

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bannon Custody Case (2000) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I want you to know that your father loves you both very much. –But he throws like a girl. –So did Martina Navratilova, but that doesn't mean she wasn't macho in many other important ways.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Dee Bradley Baker (Jonny Quest)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

Aug

2004

The Power Of Attorney!

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bannon Custody Case (2000) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Get ready to feel the Power Of Attorney!

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

Feb

2004

A couple of magazines

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bannon Custody Case (2000) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Uh, look, I knew this might be difficult, so I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

Sep

2003

Law books with pictures

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Death by Chocolate (2002) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Debbie, we're going to need some law books! With pictures this time.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-06

Aug

2003

Somewhat bloated Christian Slater

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Shoyu Weenie (2002) (Season 1, Episode 5)

Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-06

Aug

2003

Yogi Bear to the stand

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Death by Chocolate (2002) (Season 1, Episode 4)

I'd like to call Yogi Bear to the stand.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-06

Aug

2003

Would you consider yourself a revolutionary?

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Death by Chocolate (2002) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Mr. Boo Boo, would you consider yourself a revolutionary? –Well, no. But I do believe corporations rob us of our dignity and independence, and that these systems must be ripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Tom Kenny (Boo Boo Bear)

File Updated: 2017-09-06

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