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General W.R. Monger








Jun
16
2011

Prison or hotel?

Monsters vs Aliens
From: Monsters vs Aliens

Don't think of this as a prison. Think of it as a hotel you never leave because it's locked from the outside.

Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
#Prison
#Hotels
#Police
#Military
#Jail
Nov
24
2009

This place is an X-File

Monsters vs Aliens
From: Monsters vs Aliens

This place is an X-File, wrapped in a cover-up, and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy. There will be zero contact with the outside world.

Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
#Conspiracy
#Military
Oct
31
2009

The smell of mutant pumpkin guts

Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space
From: Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

I love the smell of mutant pumpkin guts in the evening. Smells like... victory. Also a little like pie.

Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
#Parody
#Smells
#Pumpkins
#Halloween
#Victory
#Pie
#Food
#Monsters
Oct
31
2009

Nobody needs to know

Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space
From: Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

And let's keep this on a need-to-know basis, meaning: nobody needs to know!

Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
#Military
#Conspiracy
#Knowledge

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