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Evil Genius








May
10
2012

Complete incompetent

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

What sort of Supreme Being created such riff-raff? Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?!

David Warner (Evil Genius)
#Religion
Sep
22
2011

Never talk to me like that again!

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

(explosion) Never talk to me like that again! (explosion)

David Warner (Evil Genius)
#Warnings
#Violence
Sep
14
2011

I'm speaking rhetorically

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

Oh, shut up! I'm speaking rhetorically.

David Warner (Evil Genius)
#Rhetorical
Sep
14
2011

When I have understanding

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

When I have the map, I will be free and the world will be different because I have understanding. –Uh, understanding of what, Master? –Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!

David Warner (Evil Genius) | Derek Deadman (Robert)
#Geography
#Technology
#Computer
#Religion
#Master
#Watches
Jun
15
2001

Creating a world

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one. (explosion) Sorry.

David Warner (Evil Genius)
#Religion
#Technology
#Time
#Creation
Apr
06
2001

Stand by for Mind Control!

Time Bandits
From: Time Bandits

Stand by for Mind Control!

David Warner (Evil Genius)
#Mind Control

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Died Today

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

You will cooperate with the State, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 16
SFX – toilet flushing, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 14
Catholic High School Girls In Trouble, from: The Kentucky Fried Movie
Views today: 14
Warning! Alien approaching!, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 13
Don't forget your rubbers!, from: Hare Force
Views today: 10
Mission Control, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 9
Is it contagious?, from: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Views today: 9
Radio Free America, from: Red Dawn
Views today: 8
Death is listening, from: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Views today: 8
Cash is so much more personal, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 8
SFX: a cash register ding, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 7
187 other languages, from: Forbidden Planet
Views today: 7
Evil is coming, from: Odd Thomas
Views today: 7
That wasn't supposed to happen, from: Stargate SG-1
Views today: 7
Jane, you ignorant slut, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 7
That's my maiden name, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 7
You should call me Captain, from: Stargate SG-1
Views today: 6
It might be haunted, from: The New Scooby-Doo Movies
Views today: 6
How do I look so young?, from: Murder By Death
Views today: 6
Chicks dig me, from: Stripes
Views today: 6

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Archer / Total views: 82,027
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Sound Effects / Total views: 32,459
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Up / Total views: 30,139
Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,635
Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,630
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,553
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,601
South Park / Total views: 22,377
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,506
The Jetsons / Total views: 19,078
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,773
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,837
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