Eric Cartman

Jun

2018

Being a sell-out

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Being a sell-out is sweet because you make a lot of money. And when you have money you don't have to hang out with any poor-ass losers like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm a-going home.

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Finance

#Big Business

#Ego

#Conceit

#Condescension

Mar

2018

Don't even like them

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Yeah, screw those guys. I don't even like them.

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Frustration

#Disgust

#Hate

Dec

2017

Festively plump

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Shut up, fat boy! –I'm not fat! I'm festively plump.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Oct

2016

Scew you guys! (v1)

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Screw you guys! I'm going home!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Farewells

#Frustration

#Insult

May

2011

Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'? –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you very fucking gay.

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) | Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Matt Stone (Kenny McCormick)

#Gay

#Sex

May

2011

Not that god-damned fat

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

I am not that god-damned fat!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Fat

#Anger

#Frustration

Dec

2008

Naughty And Nice List

From: South Park

All ready for Christmas? –I was just starting to look over the new Naughty And Nice List the gnomes prepared for me. –Oh, heh, are the, uh, tabulations all closed off then? –Oh, no. They keep it open until midnight of Christmas Eve. Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness right at the end. –(cough) Oh, that's so lame of them.