Daria Morgendorffer

Aug

2006

30-year-old newspapers

From: Daria

For some reason, I continue to opt for honesty despite mounting evidence that it's inexorably transforming me into an old woman, alone in a one-room apartment filled with 30-year-old newspapers and cats.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Newspapers

#Cats

#Aging

#Honesty

Apr

2006

Old money

From: Daria

Boy, you can really smell the mold on the old money in here, can't you?

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Sarcasm

#Finance

May

2005

Off to Study Hall

From: Daria

So, I'm off to Study Hall. –To finish your nap? –You know me too well.

Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#School

#Sleep

#Sarcasm

May

2005

You're a people person

From: Daria

Episode: The Old and the Beautiful (1999) (Season 3, Episode 3)

You're a people person. –Mm-hmm. –Well, you're a person anyway.

Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

File Updated: 2018-11-11

#Sarcasm

#Communications

Dec

2003

The system sucks

From: Daria

The system's failed us. –The system sucks. We're going to have to go outside the system.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Politics

#Government

#Computer

Nov

2003

More vulgar

From: Daria

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.