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Cosmo Kramer








Dec
22
2009

Happy Festivus (v2)

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld

Happy Festivus.

Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)
#Festivus
Dec
10
2009

The Festivus dinner

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld
Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. –And is there a tree? –No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) | Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)
File Updated: 2017-12-21
#Festivus
#Food
#Dinner
#Disappointment
#Decorations
#Tinsel
Dec
07
2009

A Festivus miracle

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld
Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

It's a Festivus miracle!

Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)
File Updated: 2017-12-21
#Festivus
#Miracles
Dec
16
2008

Festivus is back!

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld
Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

Let's do it then. –All right. –Festivus is back!

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) | Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)
File Updated: 2017-12-21
#Festivus
Dec
16
2008

Another Festivus miracle!

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld
Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

Another Festivus miracle!

Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)
File Updated: 2017-12-21
#Festivus
#Miracles
Sep
12
2008

Someone's having a bad day

Seinfeld
From: Seinfeld

Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day. –Yeah, because of you.

Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) | Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld)
#Complaints
#Sarcasm

Born Today

Adam Baldwin  •  27 Feb 1962
Reginald Gardiner  •  27 Feb 1903
Howard Hesseman  •  27 Feb 1940
Bill Hunter  •  27 Feb 1940
Debra Monk  •  27 Feb 1949
Elizabeth Taylor  •  27 Feb 1932
Van Williams  •  27 Feb 1934
Joanne Woodward  •  27 Feb 1930

Died Today

Allison Hayes  •  27 Feb 1977
Leonard Nimoy  •  27 Feb 2015
Fred Rogers  •  27 Feb 2003
George Tobias  •  27 Feb 1980
J.T. Walsh  •  27 Feb 1998

Died This Year

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