Capt. Corcoran

Nov

2006

Sneaked into my stateroom

From: Monkey Business

Are you the floor walker of this ship? –Floor-- –I want to register a complaint. –Why, what's the matter? –Matter enough. Do you know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3 o'clock this morning? –Who did that? –Nobody. And that's my complaint.

Groucho Marx (Groucho) | Ben Taggart (Capt. Corcoran)

File Updated: 2018-07-20

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