Brian Griffin

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Anger

Nov

2010

Believe what I say or I'll hurt you

From: Family Guy

Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!

Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Religion

#Violence

Jun

2009

Ever since marijuana was legalized

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Look, Lois, ever since marijuana was legalized crime has gone down, productivity is up, and ratings for Doctor Who are through the roof.

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

May

2009

I need your urine!

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Stewie, I need your urine! –(gasp) Really?!

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

Apr

2009

Don't have to be naked for this

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Uh... You don't have to be naked for this. –But I don't have to not be naked for it, either. Ahaaa.

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

#Sex

#Naked

Dec

2005

Gay apparel

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you. –Uh, we-well, it's a little warm in here, you know? –"Don we now our gay apparel." –Doesn't get much gayer than this.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

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