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Bernice








Jul
27
2020

Quack-head

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Episode: Sperms of Endearment (1996) (Season 3, Episode 5)

Shut up, you quack-head!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)

#STFU
#Insult
Aug
10
2005

Not cleaning that up

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I am not cleaning that up!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)
#Cleaning
#Hygiene
Sep
21
2004

Dental records

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)
#Warnings
#Violence
Feb
28
2002

Social commentary

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Something funny's going on here! –It's about time. I'm getting sick of all the social commentary.

Nancy Travis (Bernice) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
#Puns
#Politics
Sep
16
1999

I don't have to take your crap!

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

For years, you've mocked me! Well, I don't have to take your crap! Those put-downs and insults, well, I don't have to take your crap! You great, big oaf, you witless stoat, I don't have to take your crap!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)
#Insult
#Burn

Born Today

Patricia Heaton  •  04 Mar 1958
Catherine O'Hara  •  04 Mar 1954
Paula Prentiss  •  04 Mar 1938
Steven Weber  •  04 Mar 1961

Died Today

John Candy  •  04 Mar 1994
Glenn Hughes  •  04 Mar 2001
Nan Martin  •  04 Mar 2010
Charles Waldron  •  04 Mar 1946

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

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