Bernice

For years, you've mocked me! Well, I don't have to take your crap! Those put-downs and insults, well, I don't have to take your crap! You great, big oaf, you witless stoat, I don't have to take your crap!

Nancy Travis (Bernice)

#Insult

#Burn

Born Today

Anton Diffring • 20 Oct 1918

Margaret Dumont • 20 Oct 1882

Dan Fogler • 20 Oct 1976

Dolores Hart • 20 Oct 1938

Bela Lugosi • 20 Oct 1882

Viggo Mortensen • 20 Oct 1958

Barney Phillips • 20 Oct 1913

Sandra Dickinson • 20 Oct 1948

George Wyner • 20 Oct 1945

Died Today

Burt Lancaster • 20 Oct 1994

Jack Elam • 20 Oct 2003

Ann Sears • 20 Oct 1992

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08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

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