Baldrick

Dec

22

2016

Subtle plans are here again

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Ha! Got him with my subtle plan. –I can't see any subtle plan. –Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again.

Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

Dec

23

2013

A thin Christmas

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Oh dear, Mr. Baldrick. It looks as though we're in for a bit of a thin Christmas. –Don't you worry, Mr. B. I'm hanging my sock up so Santa'll come down the chimney. –Mr. Baldrick, I guarantee that if there's one thing liable to stop Santa coming down the chimney it's your sock waiting for him at the end of it.

Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

File Updated: 2016-12-18

Dec

09

2009

A time for miracles

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Christmas is a time for miracles. So maybe, if we screw up our eyes really tight and pray to the big pink pixie in the sky, someone will come and reward us.

Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

File Updated: 2016-12-18

Nov

28

2001

What a jolly fellow

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Well, what a jolly fellow. –Looked like a fat git to me.

Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

File Updated: 2016-12-18

Oct

22

1999

I have a cunning plan

From: The Blackadder

I have a cunning plan which could get you out of this problem.

Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

Feb

06

1999

Since 1532

From: Blackadder II

Episode: Beer (1986) (Season 1, Episode 5)

But my lord, I've been in your family since 1532. –So has syphilis, now get out.

Tony Robinson (Baldrick) | Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)

File Updated: 2022-02-23

May

31

1997

Not to worry, milord

From: Blackadder II

Episode: Bells (1986) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Not to worry, milord, the arrow didn't in fact enter my body. –Oh good. –No, by a thousand-to-one chance, my willy got in the way.

Tony Robinson (Baldrick) | Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)

File Updated: 2022-02-23

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