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Aaron Altman








Dec
02
2021

Ass-kisser

Broadcast News
From: Broadcast News

You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass-kisser. –No, I think anyone who puckers up their lips and presses it against their boss's buttocks and then smooches is an ass-kisser.

Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) | Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Work
#Cynical
#Kissing
Nov
03
2021

Exceeds your dreams

Broadcast News
From: Broadcast News

What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams? –Keep it to yourself.

William Hurt (Tom Grunick) | Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Life
#Dreams
#Jealousy
Jan
29
2003

They'll have to reevaluate me

Broadcast News
From: Broadcast News

Hey! If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with that I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)
File Updated: 2021-11-01

#Sex
#Death
#Manipulation
Aug
21
2000

If needy were a turn-on

Broadcast News
From: Broadcast News

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive... if needy were a turn-on?

Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)
File Updated: 2021-11-01

#Sex
#Desperation
#Lust

Born Today

Marton Csokas  •  30 Jun 1966
Vincent D'Onofrio  •  30 Jun 1959
Rick Gonzalez  •  30 Jun 1979
David Alan Grier  •  30 Jun 1955
Megan Taylor Harvey  •  30 Jun 1992

Died Today

Buddy Hackett  •  30 Jun 2003
Bob Hastings  •  30 Jun 2014

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

People lose teeth talking like that, from: The Maltese Falcon
Views today: 7
Radio Free America, from: Red Dawn
Views today: 6
I'm just a servant, from: Arthur
Views today: 5
You are terminated!, from: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Views today: 5
A real jerk, from: The Adam Project
Views today: 4
No stupid questions, just stupid people, from: South Park
Views today: 4
You can't do things like that, from: Arsenic And Old Lace
Views today: 3
I love piñatas!, from: B.O.B.'s Big Break
Views today: 3
The world's gonna end, from: Strange Days
Views today: 3
This place is possessed, from: Phantom of the Paradise
Views today: 3
WTF have you done lately?, from: Wanted
Views today: 3
That's a compliment, from: Farscape
Views today: 3
Indignant liar, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 3
Free at last, from: King Jr., Martin Luther
Views today: 2
Mistletoe right over the door, from: Desk Set
Views today: 2
Run before walking, from: Iron Man
Views today: 2
The sweetest man, from: The Invention Of Lying
Views today: 2
Compromised everything I believe in, from: Battlestar Galactica 1980
Views today: 2
The lady doth protest too much, from: Chuck
Views today: 2
Mr. Butterfingers, from: UHF
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,787
Family Guy / Total views: 42,980
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,135
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,495
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,289
Up / Total views: 32,579
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,616
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,184
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,724
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,128
South Park / Total views: 25,054
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,252
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,881
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,693
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,685
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,448
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,795
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,665
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,108
Daria / Total views: 15,719
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