Oh, Lois, you are so full of (bleep)! What?! Now I can't say (bleep) in my own (bleep) house? (bleep) great, Lois, just (bleep) great. You know you're lucky you're good at (bleep) my (bleep) or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you (bleep) lubed-up (bleep) toothpaste in my (bleep) while you (bleep) on a cherry (bleep) Episcopalian (bleep) extention cord (bleep) wetness (bleep) with a parking ticket. That is the best!
Look at me. Look at me. Now listen very closely... to what I'm about to say to you. –Oh, OK. –Promise that you are going to listen to these words with all your heart. –OK. –Do you have, inside you, here... –Yes? –Deep, deep inside you... do you have... the one true thing that you need... in life... that will guide you through it all? –Yes? –Do you have that one thing-- –What thing? Tell me! What is it?! –It is that thing that I sent to you.