Feb 26 1999 Don't trust a strange computer From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back R2-D2, You know better than to trust a strange computer. Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) File Updated: 2016-06-04 #Computer#Robots#Trust#Warnings
Feb 25 1999 Fasten your seatbelts From: All About Eve Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night. Bette Davis (Margo Channing) File Updated: 2015-11-08 #Bitchy#Alcohol#Gay#Travel#Parody#AFI Top 100 Quotes
Feb 23 1999 Lost your sense of humor From: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already. Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit) File Updated: 2016-03-06 #Humor#Work#Concern
Feb 22 1999 More static than the radio From: Reefer Madness Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawking about something. You've got more static than the radio. Carleton Young (Jack Perry) File Updated: 2015-11-27 #STFU#Complaints#Frustration#Radio#Misogyny
Feb 20 1999 Doesn't look like any consultant From: Dilbert Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1) He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen! Jim Wise (Loud Howard) File Updated: 2016-06-25 #Work#Consulting
Feb 20 1999 You made this happen! From: Dilbert Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3) You made this happen! You made me think of Dilbert and sex at the same time! Kathy Griffin (Alice) File Updated: 2016-07-16 #Work#Sex#Disgust
Feb 20 1999 Triumph & humiliation From: Dilbert Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3) Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation? –Of course. Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Kathy Griffin (Alice) File Updated: 2016-07-16 #Work#School#Humiliation#Triumph
Feb 20 1999 Not allowed to talk From: Dilbert Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1) You're not allowed to talk anymore. Chris Elliott (Dogbert) File Updated: 2016-06-25 #Insult#Work#Talking
Feb 20 1999 Technical mumbo-jumbo From: Dilbert Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3) (laughs) Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work. Larry Miller (Pointy-Haired Boss) File Updated: 2016-07-16 #Work#Technology#Computer#Electronics#Condescension
Feb 20 1999 My verbal skills From: Dilbert Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1) There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It only seems that way because my math skills are so high. Daniel Stern (Dilbert) File Updated: 2016-06-25 #Math#Language#Work#School
Feb 17 1999 Three-edged sword From: Babylon 5 Episode: Deathwalker (1994) (Season 1, Episode 9) Understanding is a three-edged sword. Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh) File Updated: 2015-12-07 #Philosophy#Religion#Existentialism#Comprehension
Feb 13 1999 Excuse me while I whip this out From: Blazing Saddles Excuse me while I whip this out. Cleavon Little (Bart) File Updated: 2017-03-04 #Sex#Genitals#Innuendo
Feb 13 1999 Every day is Valentine's Day From: Mad About You Episode: Love Among the Tiles (1993) (Season 1, Episode 16) Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than I would on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day. –So in other words, you forgot to buy me a card. –That's what I'm saying. Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman) File Updated: 2016-02-13 #Valentine's Day#Love#Gifts#Cards#Cynical#February#August
Feb 13 1999 What is the big deal with Valentine's Day? From: Mad About You Episode: Love Among the Tiles (1993) (Season 1, Episode 16) What is the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was. –He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D. Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman) File Updated: 2016-02-13 #Valentine's Day#Big Business#Marketing#Religion#History#February
Feb 13 1999 Size matters not From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Frank Oz (Yoda) File Updated: 2016-05-29 #Size#Sex#Indignation
Feb 10 1999 President's a crook From: Presidents I welcome this kind of examination, because people have gotta know... whether or not their president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got. (1973) Richard Milhouse Nixon File Updated: 2015-10-24 #Politics#President#Crime#Examination#Denials
Feb 09 1999 Speak for all women From: Dilbert Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3) I think I speak for all women capable of reproduction when I say... no! Kathy Griffin (Alice) File Updated: 2016-07-16 #Sex#Reproduction#Disgust#Women
Feb 08 1999 It's a survival trait From: Hackers Remember, hacking is more than just a crime... it's a survival trait. Darren Lee (Razor) File Updated: 2016-01-24 #Computer#Crime#Survival#Hacking
Feb 08 1999 Transfer of data From: Babylon 5 Episode: Born to the Purple (1994) (Season 1, Episode 3) Transfer of data complete. Haley McLane (Babylon 5 Computer) File Updated: 2015-11-30 #Computer#Electronics#Information
Feb 06 1999 Your business is politics From: Casablanca You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon. Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine) File Updated: 2018-04-23 #Work#Big Business#Alcohol#Politics
Feb 06 1999 A lot of hells From: Big Trouble In Little China The Chinese have a lot of hells. Donald Li (Eddie Lee) File Updated: 2016-02-01 #Hell#China
Feb 04 1999 That's crazy talk From: Dilbert Episode: The Competition (1999) (Season 1, Episode 2) Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people? –That's crazy talk. Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert) File Updated: 2016-06-26 #Language#Mental Health#Work
Feb 02 1999 Here's Johnny! From: The Shining Here's Johnny! Jack Nicholson (Jack Torrance) File Updated: 2017-09-26 #Parody#AFI Top 100 Quotes#Quotes
Feb 01 1999 Computing now From: Star Trek: The Original Series Episode: The Changeling (1967) (Season 2, Episode 3) Computing now, Captain. Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) File Updated: 2015-05-31 #Computer#Military#Technology