Archives: 1999-02

Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than I would on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day. –So in other words, you forgot to buy me a card. –That's what I'm saying.

Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman)

File Updated: 2016-02-13

#Valentine's Day

Feb

1999

What is the big deal with Valentine's Day?

From: Mad About You

Episode: Love Among the Tiles (1993) (Season 1, Episode 16)

What is the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was. –He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D.

Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman)

File Updated: 2016-02-13

Feb

1999

President's a crook

From: Presidents

I welcome this kind of examination, because people have gotta know... whether or not their president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got. (1973)

Richard Milhouse Nixon

File Updated: 2015-10-24

Feb

1999

Speak for all women

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3)

I think I speak for all women capable of reproduction when I say... no!

Kathy Griffin (Alice)

File Updated: 2016-07-16

Feb

1999

Transfer of data

From: Babylon 5

Episode: Born to the Purple (1994) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Transfer of data complete.

Haley McLane (Babylon 5 Computer)

File Updated: 2015-11-30

#Computer

#Electronics

Feb

1999

It's a survival trait

From: Hackers

Remember, hacking is more than just a crime... it's a survival trait.

Darren Lee (Razor)

File Updated: 2016-01-24

Feb

1999

A lot of hells

From: Big Trouble In Little China

The Chinese have a lot of hells.

Donald Li (Eddie Lee)

File Updated: 2016-02-01

#Hell

#China

Feb

1999

That's crazy talk

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Competition (1999) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people? –That's crazy talk.

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

File Updated: 2016-06-26

#Language

#Mental Health

#Work

Feb

1999

Here's Johnny!

From: The Shining

Here's Johnny!

Jack Nicholson (Jack Torrance)

File Updated: 2017-09-26

#Parody

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

#Quotes

Feb

1999

Computing now

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Changeling (1967) (Season 2, Episode 3)

Computing now, Captain.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2015-05-31

#Computer

#Military

#Technology

Born Today

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Andrew Scott • 21 Oct 1976

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Died This Year

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25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

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Those wonderful toys, from: Batman (1989)
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Why the mumbo-jumbo?, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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An embarrassment to nature, from: Ice Age
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To absent friends, from: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Destroyed itself along with us, from: Land Of The Lost (original series)
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Is that what you want?, from: Archer
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Archives: 1999-02