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July 23rd, 2008 Film In Memoriam, Estelle Getty
"It was built by my grandfather, 'Tough' Teddy Prince. My father ran it until he passed away recently. –Oh, I'm sorry. –Well, he was very old and he died the way he wanted to in women's lingerie." — [Estelle Getty (Claire Prince Timkin) & Andrew McCarthy (Jonathan Switcher) from Mannequin]
July 22nd, 2008 Television "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent." — [George Fenneman (announcer) from Dragnet 1967]
July 21st, 2008 Television "And what is the copper pipe made of? –As with most copper pipes, it's made of copper." — [Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) & T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) from Bones]
July 20th, 2008 Television "Computer! Activate Power Princess Unicorn!" — [Allison Moore (Dee Dee) from Dexter's Laboratory]
July 19th, 2008 Film "The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different… and so am I." — [Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson) from Can't Stop The Music]
July 18th, 2008 Television "I know, I know. There's no such thing as magick. –Exactly! And to the rational mind nothing is inexplicable… only unexplained." — [Louise Jameson (Leela) & Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
July 17th, 2008 Film "When I pull the strings, you dance. 'Til then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word… like the puppet you are." — [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
July 16th, 2008 Television "Yeaaah. You guys are, uh… you're kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea." — [Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
July 15th, 2008 Film "This is just a wild idea, but has it ever occurred to you there's more to life than just surfing and eating?" — [Hayley Mills (Patti Randall) from That Darn Cat!]
July 14th, 2008 Television "Do you believe in miracles? –No." — [Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) & Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
July 13th, 2008 Television "What kept you? –We all survived. You know if you're going to set an explosion, you need to be more efficient." — [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) & John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
July 12th, 2008 Film "First rule in Government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors who also happen to be recently acquired wholly-owned subsidiaries of Hadden Industries. –Hadden Industries. –They still want an American to go, Doctor. Want to take a ride?" — [John Hurt (S.R. Hadden) & Jodie Foster (Eleanor Arroway) from Contact]
July 11th, 2008 Film "'Cause it's better to have money and not to need it than to need it and not to have it. And there's a good place in this world for money. And I know where it is… it's right here in my pocket." — [Richard Pryor (Daddy Rich) from Car Wash]
July 10th, 2008 Television "You disobeyed the direct orders of a superior officer, but more importantly... you betrayed a promise to me. I trusted you." — [Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
July 9th, 2008 Television "Yeah, is this gonna suck the whole time or is this, like, the only part that sucks? I just wanna gauge how much suck I have to friggin' sit through." — [Doc Hammer (Dermott Fictel) from Venture Bros., The]
July 8th, 2008 Film "I wish the world was a place where 'fair' was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded… not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world. –Funny, I… always believed that the world is what we make of it." — [Tom Skerritt (David Drumlin) & Jodie Foster (Eleanor Arroway) from Contact]
July 7th, 2008 Film "Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?" — [Terence Stamp (General Zod) from Superman II]
July 6th, 2008 Film "(barking) –You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha… covered in hair. –(barking) –Come again? –(barking) –You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please. –(bark)." — [uncredited (Baxter the dog) & Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy) from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy]
July 5th, 2008 Film "You don't care whether you impress people or not, do you? –You wait until you get my bill, you'll be impressed." — [Nicholas Joy (Mr. Azaye) & Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) from Desk Set]
July 4th, 2008 Film "OK, run along now, you impossible child. Run along." — [Nicholas Cage (Ben Gates) from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets]
July 3rd, 2008 Film "Uh, often when we meet people for the first time some physical characteristic strikes us. Uh, now what is the first thing you notice in a person? –Whether the person is male or female." — [Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) & Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) from Desk Set]
July 2nd, 2008 Television In Memoriam, Don S. Davis
"I'd like you to take this note along with you. Keep it in your vest pocket until you get on the other side. It's fairly self-explanatory." — [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
Television "It's going to be a long debriefing, people. We'll start in one hour." — [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
Television "I'm afraid this is one mission they're on their own." — [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
July 1st, 2008 Television "Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup-holder. (turns script page) I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India." — [Matt Chapman (Homestar Runner) from Strongbad_email.exe]


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