| August 28th, 2008
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"You are quite a simple organism to possess the knowledge you do. –You're only saying that 'cause you don't know me." — [John Bach
(Einstein)
& Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| August 27th, 2008
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"What if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one? –Nun soup?" — [Austin Pendleton
(Howard Marner)
& Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya)
from Short Circuit] |
| August 26th, 2008
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"Have some tequila, Peg. –I don't think I should. There are 85 calories in a glass of champagne. –I have a little place in my neighborhood where I can get it for 65." — [Katharine Hepburn
(Bunny Watson)
& Joan Blondell (Peg Costello)
from Desk Set] |
| August 25th, 2008
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"The final clue. I can decode this! Get me a roll of toilet paper!" — [Doc Hammer
(Master Billy Quizboy)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| August 24th, 2008
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"There's an old Navy expression: if I go down, you go down on me!" — [Larry Miller
(Underchief)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| August 23rd, 2008
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"Frankly, I think that dogs don't like mailmen because… well, because sometimes they bring bad news. Animals sense those things, you know." — [Jean Hagen
(Freeda Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
| August 22nd, 2008
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In Memoriam, Julius Carry
"All right, Leroy, who's the One and Only Master? –I am. –Aaah! –I. Am." — [Julius Carry
(Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
& Taimak (Leroy Green)
from Last Dragon, The] |
| August 21st, 2008
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"Rusty Venture! Brought to you by Smoking!" — [Christopher McCulloch
(announcer)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| August 20th, 2008
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"As a physician, you of all people should appreciate the dangers of reopening old wounds." — [William Shatner
(James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| August 19th, 2008
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"I'd rather not know how you get your gossip. Uh, what else do you know about them?" — [Fred MacMurray
(Wilson Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
| August 18th, 2008
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"Do you watch Top Chef? –Uh, yeah, but I didn't like Top Design." — [Christopher McCulloch
(Kano)
& Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| August 17th, 2008
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"Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love! We got company!" — [Jonathan Ke Huy Quan
(Short Round)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
| August 16th, 2008
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"How many more? Just think, how many have died in your name?" — [Julian Bleach
(Davros)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| August 15th, 2008
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"Why is that door always broken? –Why is our main elevator a telephone booth? –Good point." — [Masi Oka
(Bruce)
& Nate Torrence (Lloyd)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| August 14th, 2008
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"They sent in their best man! And when we roll down the 69th Street bridge tomorrow on our way to freedom… we're going to have their best man leading the way… from the neck up!" — [Isaac Hayes
(The Duke)
from Escape From New York] |
| August 13th, 2008
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"Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area." — [Jamie Lee Curtis
(computer)
from Escape From New York] |
| August 12th, 2008
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"Aw, don't be like that. If I had a rock I'll bust your head, bitch. Say, she deaf, you know? (laughing)" — [Bernie Mac
(Bobby Bolivia)
from Transformers (2007)] |
| August 11th, 2008
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In Memoriam, Isaac Hayes
"As you know from the Vision, I will succumb to a cerebral hemorrhage by this time tomorrow. So now I must choose my successor." — [Isaac Hayes
(The Prime Oracle)
from Sliders] |
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"What did I teach you? –Y-You are the… Duke of New… New York. You're A-Number One. –I can't hear you! –Y-- You… You are the Duke of New York! You're A-Number One!" — [Isaac Hayes
(The Duke)
& Donald Pleasence (President)
from Escape From New York] |
| August 10th, 2008
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In Memoriam, Bernie Mac
"I'm not going no where near no dead body." — [Bernie Mac
(Jimmy Bosley)
from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle] |
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"Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you. –Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?" — [John Forsythe
(Charles Townsend)
& Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley)
from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle] |
| August 9th, 2008
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"Oops. I think I've made a terrible mistake. I'm wearing my underwear on the outside!" — [Jeff Bennett
(Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| August 8th, 2008
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"He said that the only way we'd ever see him again is at my funeral. –I don't care. –Who is he? –What part of National Security don't you understand, Hodgins? –'National Security', catch-all phrase for 'we can do anything we want.'" — [David Boreanaz
(Special Agent Seeley Booth)
& Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
& T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins)
from Bones] |
| August 7th, 2008
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"You have no ethics at all, do you, Bob? –We're the good guys: CIA. When we do something, that makes it ethical." — [Bryan Callen
(Howard)
& Mitch Rouse (Bob)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| August 6th, 2008
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"What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman? –You should say 'yes.' –I should say 'maybe.'" — [Zena Marshall
(Miss Taro)
& Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Dr. No] |
| August 5th, 2008
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"M.U.T.H.E.R. is now online." — [M.U.T.H.E.R.
(Herself)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| August 4th, 2008
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"Guys, are we going to work today, or are you just going to stand there in stony silence like my parents?" — [J.P. Manoux
(Neil)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| August 3rd, 2008
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"All humans in this sector will be taken to the Crucible!" — [Nicholas Briggs
(Dalek)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| August 2nd, 2008
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"This means something… This is important." — [Richard Dreyfuss
(Roy Neary)
from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind] |
| August 1st, 2008
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"Calm down! No machine can do our job. –That's what they said in Payroll." — [Katharine Hepburn
(Bunny Watson)
& Joan Blondell (Peg Costello)
from Desk Set] |
