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Apr

2018

Wait for my bill

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Wait until you get my bill.

Pamelyn Ferdin (Lucy Van Pelt)

#Big Business

#Work

#Finance

#Gloating

Apr

2018

Retire until needed again

From: Lost In Space

Episode: War of the Robots (1966) (Season 1, Episode 20)

If no one else requires my services, I shall retire until needed again.

William Bramley (Robotoid)

Apr

2018

See the world

From: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

Join the IMF. See the world. On a monitor. In a closet.

Simon Pegg (Benji Dunn)

Apr

2018

It's 4:20

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Stimutacs (2002) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Hey, hey, hey, shut up! It's 4:20. –Word up! Time to go get some more pills.

Kate Miller (Debbie DuPree) | Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)

#Drugs

#Innuendo

Apr

2018

Makes me bloaty

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)

#Digestion

#Food

Apr

2018

Girl obsession

From: Lover Come Back

What's this obsession you have with girls?

Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)

Apr

2018

Danger, Will Robinson

From: Lost In Space (2018)

Episode: Impact (2018) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Danger, Will Robinson.

uncredited (The Robot)

Apr

2018

No "I" in Team America

From: Team America: World Police

Remember, there is no "I" in Team America. –Yes, there is.

Daran Norris (Spottswoode) | Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.)

#Computer

#Teams

Apr

2018

Extraordinarily humble

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Humility. I like it. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

#Humility

#Ego

Apr

2018

Most uncooperative

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

You'll find us most uncooperative... unless you start explaining yourself.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

Apr

2018

Foreplay is for sissies

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

Oh, foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and pull out.

Cathy Moriarty (Mary Brown)

#Sex

#Frustration

#Foreplay

Apr

2018

What am I doing?!

From: Falling Hare

What am I doing?!

Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)

#Fear

#Confusion

#Incredulity

Apr

2018

Ugh. Technology.

From: Cars 3

Ugh. Technology.

Larry the Cable Guy (Tow Mater)

#Technology

#Disgust

Apr

2018

Who bought you?

From: Soylent Green

Who bought you? –You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary.

Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) | Brock Peters (Lt. Hatcher, Chief of Detectives)

Apr

2018

Don't give a darn

From: Daffy Duck & Egghead

I'm not crazy. I just don't give a darn!

Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)

#Mental Health

#DGAF

Apr

2018

An ordinary dog

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Why can't I have an ordinary dog like everybody else?

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

#Frustration

#Dogs

Apr

2018

Don't have to take this abuse

From: Ghostbusters

Aw, I don't have to take this abuse from you. I got hundreds of people trying to abuse me.

Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)

#Abuse

#Frustration

#Flirting

Apr

2018

That does not compute

From: Lost In Space

Episode: Island in the Sky (1965) (Season 1, Episode 3)

That does not compute.

Dick Tufeld (The Robot)

#Robots

#Computer

Apr

2018

Penis-breath

From: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

Henry Thomas (Elliott)

#Insult

#Denials

Apr

2018

The power to defeat my demons

From: Doctor Strange

I wanted the power to defeat my enemies. You gave me the power to defeat my demons, and to live within the Natural Law. –We never lose our demons, Mordo. We only learn to live above them.

Chiwetel Ejiofor (Mordo) | Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

Apr

2018

Called a hustle (v2)

From: Zootopia

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Ginnifer Goodwin (Judy Hopps)

Apr

2018

Detonate the Reality Bomb

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Journey's End (2008) (Season 4, Episode 13)

The final prophecy is in place. The Doctor and his children all gathered as witnesses. Supreme Dalek, the time has come. Now... detonate the Reality Bomb!

Julian Bleach (Davros)

Apr

2018

That's the end!

From: Hare Tonic

(laughing) And that's the end!

Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)

#Farewells

#Ends

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