There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong or useless pain, the sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.

History rewards the bold. I'm not going to be the man who waited and saw. Get me the G.I. Joes.

Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly? –Not from their backs they don't.

Destro... You're out of the band.

If them men wanted a decent burial they should've got themselves kilt in summer.

Thank the gods for dumb cyclopses.

You're a... You're a freak of nature. –I know. I know. Isn't it great? –Theo! –You know what? I prefer 'Turbo.'

Now remember, son: stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare.

Before you talk to the chief, you must party with the chief.

I have had just about enough of you. Now take your seat. –Oh, you have had enough of me? First you delay me, then you bump me. I can't wait to see what happens next.