Please verbally state the nature of your injury.

You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.

What's up her gigantic, giant ass?

The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before. You surprised me.

Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists, you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research.

This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. They wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod.

Boy, if I were President I'd put a stop to manners. That's what I'd do. I'd make a Proclamation.

You've made your bed. I just hope for your sake that you've cleaned the sheets. –Did I just get Saved?

(chuckles) We'd have more luck playing Pick-Up Sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I have to warn you, Charlie from Northampton, I have a terrible habit of doing exactly the opposite of what people want of me.