Now wait a minute, Mrs. Mulwray. I think there's been some misunderstanding here. There's no point in getting tough with me. I'm-- –I don't get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does.

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond. It may be your last.

How do I become a Scarer?

Maybe you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

A great man once said that everything in life is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.

Light the fuse.

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I'm not going to lie. I despise children. There. I've said it.

I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me... the world needs you now.