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Apr

2018

I'm a cheerleader!

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

I'm not perverted. I get good grades. I go to church. I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you.

Natasha Lyonne (Megan Bloomfield)

#Religion

#School

#Perverts

#Cheerleading

#Condescension

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v3)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v2)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

Here's looking at you, kid (v1)

From: Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)

#Love

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Apr

2018

The usual suspects

From: Casablanca

Round up the usual suspects.

Claude Rains (Captain Renault)

#Police

#Legal

#Suspicious

Apr

2018

Wait for my bill

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Wait until you get my bill.

Pamelyn Ferdin (Lucy Van Pelt)

Apr

2018

Retire until needed again

From: Lost In Space

Episode: War of the Robots (1966) (Season 1, Episode 20)

If no one else requires my services, I shall retire until needed again.

William Bramley (Robotoid)

Apr

2018

See the world

From: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

Join the IMF. See the world. On a monitor. In a closet.

Simon Pegg (Benji Dunn)

Apr

2018

It's 4:20

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Stimutacs (2002) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Hey, hey, hey, shut up! It's 4:20. –Word up! Time to go get some more pills.

Kate Miller (Debbie DuPree) | Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)

#Drugs

#Innuendo

Apr

2018

Makes me bloaty

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)

#Digestion

#Food

Apr

2018

Girl obsession

From: Lover Come Back

What's this obsession you have with girls?

Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)

Apr

2018

Danger, Will Robinson

From: Lost In Space (2018)

Episode: Impact (2018) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Danger, Will Robinson.

uncredited (The Robot)

Apr

2018

No "I" in Team America

From: Team America: World Police

Remember, there is no "I" in Team America. –Yes, there is.

Daran Norris (Spottswoode) | Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.)

#Computer

#Teams

Apr

2018

Extraordinarily humble

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Humility. I like it. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

#Humility

#Ego

Apr

2018

Most uncooperative

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

You'll find us most uncooperative... unless you start explaining yourself.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

Apr

2018

Foreplay is for sissies

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

Oh, foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and pull out.

Cathy Moriarty (Mary Brown)

#Sex

#Frustration

#Foreplay

Apr

2018

What am I doing?!

From: Falling Hare

What am I doing?!

Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)

#Fear

#Confusion

#Incredulity

Apr

2018

Ugh. Technology.

From: Cars 3

Ugh. Technology.

Larry the Cable Guy (Tow Mater)

#Technology

#Disgust

Apr

2018

Who bought you?

From: Soylent Green

Who bought you? –You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary.

Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) | Brock Peters (Lt. Hatcher, Chief of Detectives)

Apr

2018

Don't give a darn

From: Daffy Duck & Egghead

I'm not crazy. I just don't give a darn!

Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)

#Mental Health

#DGAF

Apr

2018

An ordinary dog

From: A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Why can't I have an ordinary dog like everybody else?

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

#Frustration

#Dogs

Apr

2018

Don't have to take this abuse

From: Ghostbusters

Aw, I don't have to take this abuse from you. I got hundreds of people trying to abuse me.

Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)

#Abuse

#Frustration

#Flirting

Apr

2018

That does not compute

From: Lost In Space

Episode: Island in the Sky (1965) (Season 1, Episode 3)

That does not compute.

Dick Tufeld (The Robot)

#Robots

#Computer

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Born Today

Luke Bracey • 26 Apr 1989

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Carol Burnett • 26 Apr 1933

Gordon Hunt • 26 Apr 1929

Stana Katic • 26 Apr 1978

John Lawrence • 26 Apr 1931

Vic Perrin • 26 Apr 1916

Channing Tatum • 26 Apr 1980

Philip Tonge • 26 Apr 1897

Died Today

Lucille Ball • 26 Apr 1989

Irene Ryan • 26 Apr 1973

Herb Voland • 26 Apr 1981

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

What does that mean?, from: Mars Attacks!
Views today: 5

I'm a cheerleader!, from: But I'm A Cheerleader
Views today: 5

Always figure out the truth, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 4

Booty time, from: Monsters vs Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots
Views today: 3

Cartoons kick ass!, from: South Park
Views today: 3

Biology, from: Kick-Ass 2
Views today: 3

Focus on the Weenie, from: Open Season 2
Views today: 3

When women go wrong, from: She Done Him Wrong
Views today: 3

A very smart man, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 3

Touch 'em, from: Monsters University
Views today: 3

Are you always chasing women, from: Copacabana
Views today: 3

Foreplay is for sissies, from: But I'm A Cheerleader
Views today: 3

Vibrated for an hour, from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
Views today: 3

What is going on in here?!, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 2

All's fair, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 2

What the fuck is going on?, from: Shooter
Views today: 2

What part did you not understand?, from: Archer
Views today: 2

The power to defeat my demons, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 2

Don't have to take this abuse, from: Ghostbusters
Views today: 2

Certain things should remain implicit, from: The Great Race
Views today: 2

I was just masturbating, from: The Invention Of Lying
Views today: 2

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 2

Going out with girls is fun, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 2

Who bought you?, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 2

Pentrated me, from: Zardoz
Views today: 2

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