Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Company Computer Guy. –♪ Mr. Company Computer Guy ♫ –Though we worker bees scarcely know our modems from our scrotums, you are there to guide us. –♪ Modems and scrotums ♫ –When we screw-up the boot-up you are there. Without you, computers would mega-bite. –♪ Mega-bite ♫ –The countless hours we spend surfing the internet and accidentally stumbling upon porn sites would instead be spent working. –♪ Working for the man ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Company Computer Guy. For it's you who keeps our logons logging and our hard drives hard. –♪ You gotta see this porn site! ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Foot-Long Hot Dog Inventor. –♪ Mr. Foot-Long Hot Dog Inventor ♫ –When conventional wisdom said no one could make a hot dog longer than six inches, you dared to dream. –♪ Dared to dream ♫ –You knew the limitations of a regular-sized hot dog bun and you ignored them. –♪ Can't stop me now! ♫ –You made a 10-inch wiener, and people cheered. –♪ Oh! ♫ –But you weren't satisfied. You said, "Wait! I still think I can give you two more inches." –♪ Gotta want it ♫ –And so the foot-long was born. So this Bud's for you, Mr. Hot Dog Hero. Because you gave every single one of us our fondest wish: a bigger wiener. –♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♫
Hey, I'm still alive (yay!). Still in the hospital, but finally have limited internet access. I will try to get some stuff online this week though!
Basically, just like what happened 12 years ago to my left leg, I contracted necrotizing fasciitis again but in the right leg this time. Had a few surgeries on the leg, and there will be at least one more for a skin graft. Whee (he said sarcastically).
Thank you all for putting up with the lack of new content while I deal with this shit.
So... I'm about to go into surgery for necrotizing fasciitis in just a bit. Content updates will be few and far between until I'm well enough to start posting new content. In a way it's like that constant phrase from the BSG reboot: all of this has happened before. But I sure hope it never happens again. (For relevance, I had the same surgery years ago on my other leg.)