December 2011 Archives

2011-12-30 Movie "Why are you always so suspicious? –Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?" [Rachel McAdams (Irene Adler) | Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes) from Sherlock Holmes]
Movie (background) "He's killed the dog. Again." [Geraldine James (Mrs. Hudson) from Sherlock Holmes]
2011-12-28 Movie "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." [Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller) from Ferris Bueller's Day Off]
Movie (background) "Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." [Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller) from Ferris Bueller's Day Off]
2011-12-27 Movie "I worry about the kids. The network shuts down the schools. The kids are either in hiding or getting basic training. Brainwashed by the TV." [Yaphet Kotto (William Laughlin) from Running Man, The]
Movie (background) "Do you have this week's ratings, or do I have to guess?" [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian) from Running Man, The]
2011-12-26 Movie "Once mankind accepted a simple truth, that they were not alone in this universe. Some worlds Man believed to be home to their gods, others they knew to fear." [Anthony Hopkins (Odin) from Thor]
Movie (background) "Sorry I tased you!" [Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis) from Thor]
2011-12-25 Television "Well done. Well done, all of you. I never thought I'd live to see this day: peace on the island of Berk. This will surely be the greatest holiday we've ever seen." [Gerard Butler (Stoick the Vast) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
2011-12-24 Movie "Harry, I think it's Christmas Eve." [Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) from Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1]
Television (background) "Turns out that was the best Snoggletog ever." [Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
2011-12-23 Television Venture Aid 2006 [Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Movie (background) "Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. –Not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room." [Johnny Galecki (Russell 'Rusty' Griswold) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.) from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]
2011-12-22 Television Henchmen 21 and 24 have a wonderful Christmastime. [Doc Hammer (Henchman 21) | Christopher McCulloch (Henchman 24) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Well, it's December. And while you can tell yourself this month's all about 'the holidays,' you'd just be being a PC douchebag." [Samantha Bee from Daily Show, The]
2011-12-21 Telephone "This is outrageous! Toys! Toys everywhere! What sort of criminal is this Kringle? Sneaking into houses by night." [Paul Frees (Burgermeister Meisterburger) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
Television (background) "I'm cute! I'm cute! She said I'm cute!" [Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer) from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer]
2011-12-19 Television "Ah, listen. I know what it's like to miss someone you love this time of year. But what do we do when they can't be here for the holiday? We celebrate them." [Gerard Butler (Stoick the Vast) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
Television (background) "Here. Happy holidays, from me to you." [America Ferrera (Astrid Hofferson) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
2011-12-16 Television "This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one up-side is our annual holiday. We call it Snoggletog. Why we chose such a stupid name remains a mystery, but with the war long over, and dragons living amongst us, this year's Snoggletog promises to be one to remember." [Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
Television (background) "Yak nog! Get your yak nog! Come on, get a frothy delicious cup of cheer!" [America Ferrera (Astrid Hofferson) from Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury]
2011-12-14 Television "Kris made a list of all the children and the toys they wanted. He checked it over once, then checked it over twice. He tried to figure out just who was naughty and who was nice. –Well, I guess they're all pretty nice." [Fred Astaire (Narrator / Postal carrier) | Mickey Rooney (Kris Kringle / Santa Claus) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
Television (background) "Alas, I've been disenchanted. I have no more powers. I can't even do card tricks." [Keenan Wynn (Winter Warlock) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
2011-12-13 Television "This is not the Holiday Counter at Woolworth's." [Saul Rubinek (Artie Nielsen) from Warehouse 13]
Movie (background) "You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear." [Cody Strauch | Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa]
2011-12-12 Television "Boy, God, this sure didn't turn out to be the best Christmas ever. But you still have two minutes left! And I have faith in you." [Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington) from Moral Orel]
Television (background) "I can't leave you alone for even one second without you trying to kill each other! This is supposed to be a happy time!" [Jane Kaczmarek (Lois) from Malcolm In The Middle]
2011-12-09 Television "Well isn't that cute. Roger's making a snow angel. A face-down snow angel. In a… pile of angel vomit. –He's passed out, Mom. He's been binge-drinking since Thanksgiving." [Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith) from American Dad!]
Movie (background) "Merry Christmas, Harry. –Merry Christmas." [Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) | Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) from Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince]
2011-12-08 Television In Memoriam, Harry Morgan
"I don't understand how he got the wagon today. Don't kids wait for Santa Claus anymore?" [Harry Morgan (Officer Bill Gannon) from Dragnet 1967]
Television (background) "You're the ones who turned your mother into a ticking time bomb! Oh, you just thank your lucky stars that she went off on an innocent bystander." [Bryan Cranston (Hal) from Malcolm In The Middle]
2011-12-07 Television "You mean he's going to be here tonight? –With all his lovely reindeer. Donner and Blitzen and... Darling, what are the names of those reindeer? –Winken, Blinken, and Nod?" [Ken Weatherwax (Pugsley Addams) | Carolyn Jones (Morticia Frump Addams) | John Astin (Gomez Addams) from Addams Family, The (TV)]
Television (background) "Get that brat out of here!" [Paul Frees (Burgermeister Meisterburger) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
2011-12-06 Television "This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night." [Jaston Williams (Didi Snavely) from A Tuna Christmas]
Television (background) "Charlene Renee! Stanley Gene! Get down here now or I'm going to put on the Andy Williams album! –Mama, you promised last year not to play that record again. –Honey, your father promised not to miss another Christmas. Hitler promised to stop after Czechoslovakia!" [Joe Sears (Bertha Bumiller) | Jaston Williams (Jody Bumiller) from A Tuna Christmas]
2011-12-05 Television "Oh, Orpheus. I wasn't expecting you to show up. Didn't think necromancers believed in Christmas. –Well, the whole affair is about as real as Kwanzaa or the Wookiee's Life Day, but I find it charming." [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "(dialing phone) –Ho ho ho! You've reached Dial Santa. Today's special Christmas story is all about Christmas in Holland." [Christopher McCulloch (Telephone Santa) from Venture Bros., The]
2011-12-02 Television "You are all under arrest for defying the law and making toys, and for being an accomplice to Public Enemy Number One: Kris Kringle!" [Paul Frees (Grimsby) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
Television (background) "Good-bye, good luck, and good riddance." [Paul Frees (Burgermeister Meisterburger) from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town]
2011-12-01 Television "Still in the thick of the competition is the controversial entry over at the duplex of Ainita Goodwin and Helen Bedd. Now, that entry is titled "All I Want For Christmas" and consists of two life-size cowboy mannequins stuffed inside huge Christmas stockings hanging off the front porch balcony." [Joe Sears (Thurston Wheelis) from A Tuna Christmas]
Television (background) "Charlene, you have five seconds to get in the Christmas spirit before I harelip you." [Joe Sears (Bertha Bumiller) from A Tuna Christmas]