| 2010-12-31
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"There must be someway to get back to Father Time's castle before the 12th bong."
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph's Shiny New Year] |
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(background)
"If I can travel all over the world in one night, I ought to be able to get you to Father Time in a few bongs. Heh heh heh heh heh."
[Paul Frees (Santa Claus)
from Rudolph's Shiny New Year] |
| 2010-12-30
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"We don't really know what happens these days on the strange and mysterious Surface we left behind. But life in Metro City is better than ever thanks to... Our Friends the robots."
[Charlize Theron ('Our Friends' Narrator)
from Astro Boy] |
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(background)
"I am so freaked!"
[Eugene Levy (Orrin)
from Astro Boy] |
| 2010-12-29
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"Let's go before anyone notices!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"Tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2010-12-28
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"He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living."
[Bill Murray (Badger)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
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(background)
(whistle and toungue-click)
[George Clooney (Mr. Fox)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
| 2010-12-27
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"What? I got machine guns... in my butt?"
[Freddie Highmore (Astro / Toby)
from Astro Boy] |
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(background)
"Core loaded."
[uncredited (Peacekeeper)
from Astro Boy] |
| 2010-12-26
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"Most people think that I was named for the state, but it’s not true. I was named for a battleship. The USS Arizona. My grandfather was serving on the Arizona when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and he saved... nineteen men before he drowned. Pretty much everything my father did his whole life was about honoring that sacrifice. I was raised to be a good man in a storm. Raised to love my country, love my family and protect the things I love. When my father, Colonel Daniel Robbins of the United States Marine Corps heard that I was a lesbian, he said he only had one question. I was prepared for; 'how fast can you get the hell out of my house?' But instead... it was, 'are you still who I raised you to be?' My father believes in country the way that you believe in God. And my father is not a man who bends, but he bent for me, because I’m his daughter. I’m a good man in a storm. I love your daughter. And I protect the things I love, not that I need to, she doesn’t need it. She’s strong and caring and honorable. And she’s who you, raised her to be."
[Jessica Capshaw (Dr. Arizona Robbins)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
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(background)
"I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here."
[Vernee Watson (Althea)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| 2010-12-25
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"Yay! Christmas morning!"
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
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"Yes, dear, it's going to be usual hectic Christmas. Popularity has its penalties."
[Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)
from Keeping Up Appearances] |
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(background)
"It's supposed to be a Christmas tree, not The Blair Witch Project. Look at this."
[Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
| 2010-12-24
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"Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
[Stan Francis (Santa Claus)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"Oh, more Christmas cards. Good heavens. So many friends."
[Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)
from Keeping Up Appearances] |
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(background)
"There are more important things than comfort! Self respect! Santa can't object to you now."
[Paul Kligman (Donner)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-23
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"Hmm. Computer, drain the human's brain of all Santa knowledge."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
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"Silence! And, uh, Merry Platypus one and all. –Yay!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM) | Rosearik Rikki Simons (GIR)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"Behave yourselves, 'cause Santa can still look into his magic snowball and see just what you're up to."
[Fred Astaire (Narrator / Postal carrier)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
| 2010-12-22
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"Well, this is it. The storm won't subside by tonight. We-- We'll have to cancel Christmas."
[Stan Francis (Santa Claus)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"You better watch out, better not cry, better not pout. –Why? –I'm telling you why! –Yeah? –'Cause I came to town!
[Mickey Rooney (Kris Kringle / Santa Claus) (The Children)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
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(background)
"Gaze into my magic crystal snowball. Someone is looking for you."
[Keenan Wynn (Winter Warlock)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
| 2010-12-21
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"Yes, Santa Claus himself has returned to his people and just in time for Christmas! Check out this footage!"
[Fred Tatasciore (WHUH News Anchor)
from Invader ZIM] |
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"And what do you want, little boy or girl? –I wants me a barrel of flies! I wants me two balls of glue to be my friends! And I wants to go dancing naked!"
[Dee Bradley Baker (Santa Gerg) | Rosearik Rikki Simons (GIR)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"But, Mr. Santa, before I go to my doom, can I have a hug?"
[Kathryn Fiore (Little girl)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2010-12-20
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"Now there's one thing I want to make very plain... No doe of mine is going to be seen with a-a red-nosed reindeer
[Paul Kligman (Clarice's Father)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"What the hell is that thing? –I'm afraid we're being visited upon by the Krampus. A puntitive spirit who once rode side-by-side with St. Nicholas each Christmas Eve, delivering terrible punishment to wicked children as Claus bestowed his gifts upon the righteous."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Oh, you tricked me! No fair!"
[Billy De Wolfe (Professor Hinkle)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
| 2010-12-19
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"(children singing in background) Welcome, everybody, and thank you all for coming. May I take this opportunity of wishing you all a Merry Christmas? I hope we all find this a time of joy and peace and goodwill to all men. Hugo, tell that lot to go and drown themselves, will you?"
[Gary Waldhorn (David Horton)
from Vicar Of Dibley, The] |
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"His honor Burgermeister Meisterburger!"
[Paul Frees (Grimsby)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
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(background)
Rankin-Bass Audio Logo.
[Audio Logo
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2010-12-18
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"Today children everywhere are making preparations for an event of world-shaking significance: the annual visit of Santa Claus. Informed sources report legions of junior citizens are making monumental efforts not to cry and not to pout."
[Paul Frees (Newscaster)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
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"Come on. There's a lot more chimneys to explore tonight!
[Mickey Rooney (Kris Kringle / Santa Claus)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
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(background)
"Who nears my mountain?!"
[Keenan Wynn (Winter Warlock)
from Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town] |
| 2010-12-17
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"I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda."
[Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)
from American Dad!] |
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"(roaring) Most important of all, he taught his son to beware of the Abominable Snow Monster of the North. He's mean. He's nasty. And he hates everything to do with Christmas."
[Burl Ives (Sam the Snowman)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"Golly, this is going to be the best Christmas ever!"
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
| 2010-12-16
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"You know, maybe we ought to have some traditions around here. –What, Peg, like Christmas dinner? –Oh, nah. That's been done to death."
[Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy) | Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy)
from Married With Children] |
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"Yes! I won! I won! Oh, I bought the spirit of Christmas!"
[Amanda Bearse (Marcy D'Arcy)
from Married With Children] |
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(background)
"Don't talk back to your elders, you-you naughty, naughty, little girl."
[Billy De Wolfe (Professor Hinkle)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
| 2010-12-14
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"Now listen, you... You're an elf. And elves make toys. Now get to work!"
[Carl Banas (Head Elf)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"Maybe misfits have a place, too."
[Burl Ives (Sam the Snowman)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"Rudolph, I promise. As soon as this storm lets up, I'll find homes for all those misfit toys."
[Stan Francis (Santa Claus)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-13
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"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."
[Vincent Beck (Voldar)
from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians] |
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"Oh, well, now I'm off to get my life-sustaining supplies: cornmeal and gun powder and hamhocks and guitar strings."
[Larry D. Mann (Yukon Cornelius)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"And there ain't nothing better in the Seven Seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas!"
[Tom Kenny (Patchy The Pirate)
from SpongeBob SquarePants] |
| 2010-12-12
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"OK, time for bed, boys. Santa's coming soon and he knows kids who stay up late are jerks. –No!! –Orel, tend to your brother."
[Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington) | Tigger Stamatopoulos (Shapey Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
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"I have a hunch that Santa Claus himself took time out to watch that one on his TV set."
[George Murphy (Himself)
from MGM Parade] |
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(background)
"Aren't you going to laugh at my nose, too?"
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-11
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"Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith)
from American Dad!] |
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(background)
"Silly, silly, silly!"
[Billy De Wolfe (Professor Hinkle)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
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"From this moment forth, all your presents are my presents!"
[Danny Jacobs (King Julien)
from Merry Madagascar] |
| 2010-12-10
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"Christmas is a time for reminiscing about absent friends. It's a time for dreams and a time for remembrances."
[George Murphy (Himself)
from MGM Parade] |
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(after the X-1 has just crashed in Jerusalem) "So what do we do here, Brock? –Well, that all depends. If the Israelis get here first we might have a chance. I know some guys in the Mossad. But if the PLO shows up, well, my Arabic's a little shaky. –Not a problem! Did you forget this baby runs on pure plutonium? They're gonna love us! –And that's what Christmas is all about!"
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"It's like he said, I'll never fit in."
[Paul Soles (Hermey)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-09
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"...For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, ha ha ha, well, something wonderful is bound to happen."
[Jimmy Durante (Narrator)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
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"Now you go home and write 'I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty' a hundred zillion times. And then maybe, just maybe mind you, you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning."
[Paul Frees (Santa Claus)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
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(background)
"Happy Birthday!"
[Jackie Vernon (Frosty the Snowman)
from Frosty The Snowman] |
| 2010-12-08
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"What's a Christmas tree without tinsel and and pretty silver-and-gold decorations? Can't really call it a Christmas tree, now, can you? And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on Christmas morning if all the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling, happy tree."
[Burl Ives (Sam the Snowman)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"Beautiful. This is really something. The tree, the nativity, the holly, the candles… the altar. Man, kids, you're fantastic. You know, this is what Christmas is all about: peace and love."
[Erik Estrada (Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello)
from CHiPs] |
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(background)
"Whoa! Whoa! Un-mush, will ya?"
[Larry D. Mann (Yukon Cornelius)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-07
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"Merry Christmas, H.E.L.P.eR. –(beeping) –Why didn't he wish me a Merry Christmas? Nobody wants a Dean-In-The-Box!"
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Soul-Bot (H.E.L.P.eR.) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"What kind of kinky Christmas Spirit is that? –It is Germanic in origin."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"He's... He's got a shiny nose! –Sh-sh-shiny?! I'd even say it glows!"
[Peg Dixon (Mrs. Donner) | Paul Kligman (Donner)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-06
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(background)
"Humbug. –Yeah? Well it takes one to know one."
[Mae Whitman (Suzy) | Jeff Bennett
from Johnny Bravo] |
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"Johnny! –What, mama? –Come help me move the tree! –Yes, mama!"
[Brenda Vaccaro (Bunny Bravo) | Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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"You know, during this joyous season it is easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. What Christmas is really about is the birth of the cute little baby who would grow up to die an unbelievably horrible death for our sins."
[William Salyers (Reverend Putty)
from Moral Orel] |
| 2010-12-05
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"Merry Christmas, Sheriff. –Say, isn't that misteltoe? –Mm-hmm! –Oof!"
[Annie Potts (Bo Peep) | Tom Hanks (Woody)
from Toy Story] |
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"Ahh. I love this Christmasy time of year."
[Burl Ives (Sam the Snowman)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"Mom really tried this year. All she wanted was a nice Christmas and we ruined it. –In all fairness, we ruin everything."
[Frankie Muniz (Malcolm) | Justin Berfield (Reese)
from Malcolm In The Middle] |
| 2010-12-04
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"Now I'd like to take this opportunity on behalf of all of us here at MGM, and our two wonderful sponsors, to wish all of you a very happy holiday season."
[George Murphy (Himself)
from MGM Parade] |
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"Please, God, let this be the best Christmas ever. Amen. Oh, and if Jesus is already back here on Earth, please tell him to come by so I can meet him. I'm sure you know he's been personal hero for years now. Amen again."
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
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(background)
"Hey, look, it's Santa's village idiot!"
[Kevin Lamont Smith (Biff)
from Married With Children] |
| 2010-12-03
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"Oh, this is bad. This is--this is bad. I've ruined Christmas for everybody. I've ruined Christmas for, like, the whole world!"
[Ben Stiller (Alex)
from Merry Madagascar] |
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"Oh, I hate Christmas. –How do you not like Christmas? –You wouldn't like it either if you hated it as much as I did. –But it's so joyful. –Don't... get me started on joy. When you're older, you'll understand. Joy is a trick! A diversion! Doesn't last forever. It breaks your heart every time. (honk honk honk) Damned joy!"
[Tony Shalhoub (Adrian Monk) | Traylor Howard (Natalie Teeger)
from Monk] |
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(background)
"Wahoo!"
[Larry D. Mann (Yukon Cornelius)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-02
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"I've got some bad news, folks. Christmas is going to be cancelled."
[Stan Francis (Santa Claus)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"What kind of reindeer games you playing over there, boy?"
[Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy)
from Married With Children] |
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(background)
"Yukon Cornelius scores again! Whoopee!"
[Larry D. Mann (Yukon Cornelius)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-12-01
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"You really didn't like it, Sheldon? –No, on the contrary. I-I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. And I was really with him right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzz-kill that was."
[Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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"The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of greivances. I got a lot of problems with you people! Now you're gonna hear about it!"
[Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza)
from Seinfeld] |
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(background)
"Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?"
[Bryan Cranston (Hal)
from Malcolm In The Middle] |
