| Nov. 21, 2008
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"Oh, Jackie, please, I just want, like, one Thanksgiving without all the insanity. –How do you gonna avoid that? They're gonna be here for 24, count them, 24 mind-numbing hours." — [Roseanne Barr
(Roseanne Conner)
& Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris)
from Roseanne] |
| Nov. 20, 2008
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"EVE." — [Elissa Knight
(EVE)
from WALL-E] |
| Nov. 19, 2008
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"W... WALL-E." — [Ben Burtt
(WALL-E)
from WALL-E] |
| Nov. 18, 2008
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"Oh, come on. Everybody loves LOLcats. They're cute and they can't spell… 'cause they're cats. –I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me internet banalities. Strike one." — [Kaley Cuoco
(Penny)
& Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| Nov. 17, 2008
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"Hey, do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? –We did... once." — [Johnny Hardwick
(Dale Gribble)
& Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn)
from King of the Hill] |
| Nov. 16, 2008
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"That'd make an awesome tattoo." — [Matt Chapman
(Strong Bad)
from Strongbad_email.exe] |
| Nov. 15, 2008
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"You don't bite the hand that feeds you! –Mm-hmm, I know that's right!" — [Ben Stiller
(Alex)
& Jada Pinkett Smith (Gloria)
from Madagascar] |
| Nov. 14, 2008
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"Magic beacon shed your light, through fog of time and darkest night, though scorpions sting and spiders bite, that we may wage our Triune fight! –He wrote a little poem... to his dollies." — [Steven Rattazzi
(Dr. Byron Orpheus)
& Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| Nov. 13, 2008
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"A series of events has occurred, continues to occur, that has us and other agencies on alert. These events appear to be scientific in nature and suggest a larger strategy of coordinated effort. It's been referred to as The Pattern." — [Lance Reddick
(Agent Phillip Broyles)
from Fringe] |
| Nov. 12, 2008
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"Hey, Mame, are you home? –Is that you, Vera? –Now what on earth does she want? –(telephone rings) Have you talked to your stockbroker? Yes, I can see you have. –What about a stockbroker? –Don't you know? He's called me half-a-dozen times trying to locate both of you. –What happened? –Oh, nothing... except nothing's worth anything anymore. (telephone rings)" — [Coral Browne
(Vera Charles)
& Patric Knowles (Lindsay Woolsey)
& Rosalind Russell (Mame Dennis)
from Auntie Mame] |
| Nov. 11, 2008
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"I'd say 'King of the Lab,' but that just depresses me." — [T.J. Thyne
(Dr. Jack Hodgins)
from Bones] |
| Nov. 10, 2008
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"Mr. Driftwood, would you please get off the bed. What will people say? –They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading?" — [Margaret Dumont
(Mrs. Claypool)
& Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood)
from A Night At The Opera] |
| Nov. 09, 2008
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"I can't hear the music for your voice. –W-What about the lyrics?! –Jack, darling, the song may be wonderful but your voice sounds like a cry for help." — [Valerie Perrine
(Samantha Simpson)
& Steve Guttenberg (Jack Morell)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
| Nov. 08, 2008
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"It's been a long time coming, but tonight because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, Change has come to America." — [Barack Obama
(Himself)
from Presidents] |
| Nov. 07, 2008
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"Sasha and Malia... I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House." — [Barack Obama
(Himself)
from Presidents] |
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"Sasha and Malia... I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House. We will name him 'Sparkles.'" — [Trey Parker
(Barack Obama)
from South Park] |
| Nov. 06, 2008
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"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our Founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy... tonight is your answer." — [Barack Obama
(Himself)
from Presidents] |
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"If there is anyone out there tonight who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our Founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy... tonight is your answer." — [Trey Parker
(Barack Obama)
from South Park] |
| Nov. 05, 2008
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"(telephone rings) Hello. –Now don't you worry, Mame. It can't possibly affect people like you and me who have a lot of of solid stuff like Bank of the United States. –Missy Dennis, stockbroker want to say hello before he jump out a window." — [Yuki Shimoda
(Ito)
& Patric Knowles (Lindsay Woolsey)
from Auntie Mame] |
| Nov. 04, 2008
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" — [Peter Sellers
(President Merkin Muffley)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
| Nov. 03, 2008
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"Trust me. The lady doth protest too much." — [John Larroquette
(Rowan Montgomery)
from Chuck] |
| Nov. 02, 2008
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"Why are you spying on me? –Could it be because I'm the dupe of an organ of the shadowy forces that secretly run this country? –You've got the 'dupe' part right." — [T.J. Thyne
(Dr. Jack Hodgins)
& John Francis Daley (Dr. Lance Sweets)
from Bones] |
| Nov. 01, 2008
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"Hey! –You look happy. –Oh, I am. Halloween is over! My demons are back in Hell torturing the Damned. All's right with the Underworld." — [Ray Wise
(The Devil)
& Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)
from Reaper] |
