November 2010 Archives

2010-11-30 Movie "Nice beaver! –Thank you. I just had it stuffed. –Let me help you with that." [Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) | Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The]
Movie "Can I interest you in a nightcap? –No, thank you. I don't wear them." [Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) | Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The]
Movie (background) "You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids?" [Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The]
2010-11-29 Television In Memoriam, Leslie Nielsen
"Well, we're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." [Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) from Police Squad!]
Television "My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad; a special detail of the Police Department. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the west side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate hold-ups of neighborhood credit unions." [Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) from Police Squad!]
Movie "Children of the night... what a mess they make." [Leslie Nielsen (Count Dracula) from Dracula: Dead and Loving It]
Television (background) "Cigarette? –Yes, I know." [Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) | Kathryn Leigh Scott (Sally) from Police Squad!]
2010-11-28 Movie "You can call me father. You can call me Jacob. You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch. But if you ever call me daddy again, I'll finish this fight." [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
Movie (background) "That's the stuff that dreams are made of." [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
2010-11-27 Movie "What you're about to see is Top Secret. Do not tell my mother." [John Turturro (Agent Simmons) from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]
Movie (background) "Well, I guess I didn't get that memo." [Glenn Morshower (General Morshower) from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]
2010-11-26 Movie "She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need." [Gabriel Macht (The Spirit / Denny Colt) from The Spirit]
Movie (background) "Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?" [George Clooney (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman & Robin]
2010-11-25 Television "You'll understand when I don't invite my roommate home for Thanksgiving, right?" [Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television (background) "Yeah, I'm thankful for all this delicious food and, uh, the cute guys who are serving it." [Shelley Winters (Nana Mary) from Roseanne]
2010-11-24 Television "Woofie, you come through that door one more time and you'll need drugs to kill the pain. Now I have had it!" [Joe Sears (Aunt Pearl Burras) from Greater Tuna]
Television (background) "Vera, that boy's not right." [Joe Sears (Bertha Bumiller) from Greater Tuna]
2010-11-23 Movie "My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you." [Bob Peterson (Dug) from Up]
Movie (background) "Stop, you dogs!" [Bob Peterson (Dug) from Up]
2010-11-22 Television "Peggy, aren't you going to cook a turkey for your family this Thanksgiving? –You expect me to cook on a holiday?" [Amanda Bearse (Marcy D'Arcy) | Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy) from Married With Children]
Television (background) "Turkey on Thanksgiving. This could catch on." [Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy) from Married With Children]
2010-11-21 Television "Mrs. Foreman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner. And I'll bring a date and a 12-pack just like the Pilgrims!" [Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso) from That '70s Show]
Television (background) "Mrs. Foreman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie." [Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) from That '70s Show]
2010-11-20 Television "You. Why are you here? You don't even know what Thanksgiving is." [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television (background) "OK... we're all set for Turkey Day!" [Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) from That '70s Show]
2010-11-19 Movie "Come on, guys! Let's get our parts together, get ready, and go out on a high note." [Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) from Toy Story 3]
Movie (background) "So, who's ready for Ken's Dream Tour?" [Michael Keaton (Ken) from Toy Story 3]
2010-11-18 Television "Wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you-- Aw, jeez, no. Come on, not that old cliché. –Cliché nothing! It is a classic! –Innerspace is not a classic. –That's, like, a great film! –Then why don't they make it on DVD, huh, fella? –They totally do! And, whatever, I was talking about Fantasic Voyage any way." [Christopher McCulloch (Pete White) | Doc Hammer (Master Billy Quizboy) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "When-when our daddy dies, are you guys prepared to adopt us? –No, but I'd consider an extremely late-term abortion!" [Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hunter Gathers) from Venture Bros., The]
2010-11-17 Movie "I do not like the Cone Of Shame." [Bob Peterson (Dug) from Up]
Movie (background) "I can smell you!" [Bob Peterson (Dug) from Up]
2010-11-16 Movie "Play-time's over, kid. –I never play." [Mark Strong (Frank D'Amico) | Chloe Moretz (Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl) from Kick-Ass]
Movie (background) "Good call, baby doll." [Nicolas Cage (Damon Macready / Big Daddy) from Kick-Ass]
2010-11-15 Movie "Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you." [Paul Bettany (Jarvis) from Iron Man 2]
Movie (background) "Remember, I got my eye on you." [Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury) from Iron Man 2]
2010-11-12 Movie "OK, out of the box. Everyone! Right now!" [Tom Hanks (Woody) from Toy Story 3]
Movie (background) "The Claw!" [Jeff Pidgeon (Aliens) from Toy Story 3]
2010-11-11 Television "There is no truth in advertising." [Rob Paulsen (Pinky) from Pinky & The Brain]
Television (background) "Don't even go there, Pinky." [Maurice LaMarche (Brain) from Pinky & The Brain]
2010-11-10 Television "...Now you find a weapon here that won't kill, you bring it back and we'll give you something that will. It's on our guarantee: If Didi's can't kill it, it's immortal." [Jaston Williams (Didi Snavely) from Greater Tuna]
Television (background) "Just get out of here before you drive me to a rubber room at Big Spring." [Joe Sears (Bertha Bumiller) from Greater Tuna]
2010-11-09 Movie "Oh, and Senator, just one more thing... Love your suit." [Anthony Hopkins (Dr. Hannibal Lecter) from Silence Of The Lambs, The]
Movie (background) "Oh, Clarise, your problem is you need to get more fun out of life." [Anthony Hopkins (Dr. Hannibal Lecter) from Silence Of The Lambs, The]
2010-11-08 Television "I wouldn't say 'amazing.' At best, it's a modest leap-forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon. –No one ever does. That's why it happens." [Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2010-11-07 Movie "The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold riding a horse." [Simon Pegg (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott) from Star Trek (2009)]
Movie (background) "Live long and prosper." (sarcastic) [Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) from Star Trek (2009)]
2010-11-06 Movie "Well, what ever happens, at least we'll all be together. –For Infinity and Beyond." [Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) | Tom Hanks (Woody) from Toy Story 3]
Movie (background) "Come on, let's see how much we're going for on eBay." [John Ratzenberger (Hamm) from Toy Story 3]
2010-11-05 Movie "You! I swear to god I'll dismantle you, I'll soak your motherboard, I'll turn you into a wine rack." [Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark) from Iron Man 2]
Movie (background) "You are running out of both time and options." [Paul Bettany (Jarvis) from Iron Man 2]
2010-11-04 Television "Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!" [Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) from Family Guy]
Television (background) "(girl unzips dress on TV) –Well, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it." [Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin) from Family Guy]
2010-11-03 Movie "I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows... you'd think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is every-day life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a super-hero." [Aaron Johnson (Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass) from Kick-Ass]
Movie (background) "I got to sent a Public Service message to the people out there! That being a super-hero is bad for your health." [Mark Strong (Frank D'Amico) from Kick-Ass]
2010-11-02 Movie "If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. –But you just pointed to all of me. –Yes. That's it! Stop being all of you." [Craig Ferguson (Gobber the Belch) | Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III) from How To Train Your Dragon]
Movie (background) "Aaah! I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods!" [Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fishlegs) from How To Train Your Dragon]
2010-11-01 Television "Unfortunately, due to my new-found intelligence, I have nothing else to say to you." [Dweezil Zappa (Ajax) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "Oh. Right. Like you're perfect." [Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]