November 2008 Archives

2008-11-30 Movie "I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this Elvish stuff... it's not bad." [Sean Astin (Sam Gamgee) from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers]
Movie (background) "Please Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me! Don't turn me into anything... unnatural." [Sean Astin (Sam Gamgee) from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring]
2008-11-29 Movie "Well, I don't know. –It's all right. That-that's in every contract. That-that's what they call a 'sanity clause.' –(laughing) You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "Of course, you know, this means war!" [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
2008-11-28 Television "Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. –Yeah? Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie." [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kaley Cuoco (Penny) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?" [Kaley Cuoco (Penny) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2008-11-27 Television "Hank, we are fighting a war here called 'Thanksgiving At The Airport.' Now we can either stand here and take it like the French, or we can beat the rest of these chumps to the hotel!" [Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) from King of the Hill]
Television (background) "Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving." [Mike Judge (Hank Hill) from King of the Hill]
2008-11-26 Television "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended." [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "Are you joking? Star Trek V is the standard against which all badness is measured!" [Kunal Nayyar (Rajnesh Koothrappali) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2008-11-25 Television "I'm thankful I'll be dead some day, and you'll all feel horrible you weren't nicer to me." [Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper) from Two And A Half Men]
Television (background) "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I faux pas?" [Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper) from Two And A Half Men]
2008-11-24 Television "OK. For the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy. –You know what? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine. I'm creepy." [Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "Oh, uh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a super-villain." [Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2008-11-23 Movie "Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in Space! BnL Starliners, leaving each day! We'll clean up the mess while you're away!" [uncredited (Talking Billboard) from WALL-E]
Movie (background) "(grunting and mechanical noises) Tah-dah." [Ben Burtt (WALL-E) from WALL-E]
2008-11-22 Television "Dad, I know you said to try, but I can't eat this. It's salad. –Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey. –One-legged turkey? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response... other than shame on you. –Ohh." [Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill) from King of the Hill]
Television (background) "This's the worst Thanksgiving (sniff) ever (sniff)." [Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter) from King of the Hill]
2008-11-21 Television "Oh, Jackie, please, I just want, like, one Thanksgiving without all the insanity. –How do you gonna avoid that? They're gonna be here for 24, count them, 24 mind-numbing hours." [Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) from Roseanne]
Television (background) "So you didn't invite anyone. –Oh, you know me, mom. All my boyfriends like to spend Thanksgiving with their wives." [Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) from Roseanne]
2008-11-20 Movie "EVE." [Elissa Knight (EVE) from WALL-E]
Movie (background) "Whoa!" [Ben Burtt (WALL-E) from WALL-E]
2008-11-19 Movie "W... WALL-E." [Ben Burtt (WALL-E) from WALL-E]
Movie (background) "Directive?" [Elissa Knight (EVE) from WALL-E]
2008-11-18 Television "Oh, come on. Everybody loves LOLcats. They're cute and they can't spell… 'cause they're cats. –I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me internet banalities. Strike one." [Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "God bless you, Google Street View Registered Trademark." [Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2008-11-17 Television "Hey, do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? –We did... once." [Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) | Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) from King of the Hill]
Television (background) "That was nothing but third-hand gossip. You're acting like you're drunk." [Mike Judge (Hank Hill) from King of the Hill]
2008-11-16 Television "That'd make an awesome tattoo." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
Television (background) "Whoa. Perfect score." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
2008-11-15 Movie "You don't bite the hand that feeds you! –Mm-hmm, I know that's right!" [Ben Stiller (Alex) | Jada Pinkett Smith (Gloria) from Madagascar]
Movie (background) "You ever thought there might be more to life than steak, Alex?" [Chris Rock (Marty) from Madagascar]
2008-11-14 Television "Magic beacon shed your light, through fog of time and darkest night, though scorpions sting and spiders bite, that we may wage our Triune fight! –He wrote a little poem... to his dollies." [Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Whatever. Nobody works as hard as Rusty Venture!" [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-11-13 Television "A series of events has occurred, continues to occur, that has us and other agencies on alert. These events appear to be scientific in nature and suggest a larger strategy of coordinated effort. It's been referred to as The Pattern." [Lance Reddick (Agent Phillip Broyles) from Fringe]
Television (background) "Viewer discretion is advised." [uncredited (announcer) from Miscellaneous]
2008-11-12 Movie "Hey, Mame, are you home? –Is that you, Vera? –Now what on earth does she want? –(telephone rings) Have you talked to your stockbroker? Yes, I can see you have. –What about a stockbroker? –Don't you know? He's called me half-a-dozen times trying to locate both of you. –What happened? –Oh, nothing... except nothing's worth anything anymore. (telephone rings)" [Coral Browne (Vera Charles) | Patric Knowles (Lindsay Woolsey) | Rosalind Russell (Mame Dennis) from Auntie Mame]
Television (background) "Poor old John McCain. Well he looks real sad." [Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) from South Park]
2008-11-11 Television "I'd say 'King of the Lab,' but that just depresses me." [T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) from Bones]
Television (background) "I'm King of the Loony Bin." [Eric Millegan (Dr. Zack Addy) from Bones]
2008-11-10 Movie "Mr. Driftwood, would you please get off the bed. What will people say? –They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading?" [Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Claypool) | Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "That's as grisly a looking object as I've ever seen." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
2008-11-09 Movie "I can't hear the music for your voice. –W-What about the lyrics?! –Jack, darling, the song may be wonderful but your voice sounds like a cry for help." [Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson) | Steve Guttenberg (Jack Morell) from Can't Stop The Music]
Movie (background) "My time is now!" [Steve Guttenberg (Jack Morell) from Can't Stop The Music]
2008-11-08 Television "It's been a long time coming, but tonight because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, Change has come to America." [Barack Obama (Himself) from Presidents]
Television (background) "Barack Obama, please, I am begging you. Do not lose your damn mind!" [David Alan Grier (Himself) from Chocolate News]
2008-11-07 Television "Sasha and Malia... I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House." [Barack Obama (Himself) from Presidents]
Television "Sasha and Malia... I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House. We will name him 'Sparkles.'" [Trey Parker (Barack Obama) from South Park]
Television (background) "Holy shit! Did we just elect Barack Obama President of the United States?!" [David Alan Grier (Himself) from Chocolate News]
2008-11-06 Television "If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our Founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy... tonight is your answer." [Barack Obama (Himself) from Presidents]
Television (background) "Yes we can!" (at Obama's Acceptance Speech, 2008-11-04) [Chanting Crowd from Presidents]
Television "If there is anyone out there tonight who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our Founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy... tonight is your answer." [Trey Parker (Barack Obama) from South Park]
2008-11-05 Movie "(telephone rings) Hello. –Now don't you worry, Mame. It can't possibly affect people like you and me who have a lot of of solid stuff like Bank of the United States. –Missy Dennis, stockbroker want to say hello before he jump out a window." [Yuki Shimoda (Ito) | Patric Knowles (Lindsay Woolsey) from Auntie Mame]
Television (background) "There is a maggot in English Society and its name is 'Socialism.' I do not intend to suffer from it." [Penelope Keith (Margo Leadbetter) from Good Life, The (aka Good Neighbors)]
2008-11-04 Movie "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" [Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley) from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb]
Movie (background) "You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me." [Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
2008-11-03 Television "Trust me. The lady doth protest too much." [John Larroquette (Rowan Montgomery) from Chuck]
Television (background) "His liver must look like camouflage." [Zachary Levi (Chuck Bartowski) from Chuck]
2008-11-02 Television "Why are you spying on me? –Could it be because I'm the dupe of an organ of the shadowy forces that secretly run this country? –You've got the 'dupe' part right." [T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) | John Francis Daley (Dr. Lance Sweets) from Bones]
Television (background) "Sarcasm does not play well on the Forensic Platform." [Tamara Taylor (Dr. Camille Saroyan) from Bones]
2008-11-01 Television "Hey! –You look happy. –Oh, I am. Halloween is over! My demons are back in Hell torturing the Damned. All's right with the Underworld." [Ray Wise (The Devil) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) from Reaper]
Movie (background) "I love it when it rains. For a moment, everything's new again." [Maya Stange (Kate) from Garage Days]