| November 30th, 2007
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"Does anybody have a plan that doesn't involve the word 'surrender'?" — [Ben Browder
(John Crichton)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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"I'm really sorry about this, baby. –It's all right. Just get it right the first time. –Nobody gets it right the first time." — [Ben Browder
(John Crichton)
& Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| November 29th, 2007
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"(sigh) Fine… screw up all my fuzziness." — [Seth MacFarlane
(Peter Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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"You know, Dad, you're a real jerk!" — [Seth Green
(Chris Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| November 28th, 2007
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"The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is a very unevenly-edited book and contains many passages which simply seemed to its editors like a good idea at the time." — [Peter Jones
(The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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"The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'your plastic pal who's fun to be with.' The Hichhiker's Guide To The Galaxy defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the Revolution comes.'" — [Peter Jones
(The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
| November 27th, 2007
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"All this has happened before, and it will happen again." — [Campbell Lane
(Hybrid)
from Battlestar Galactica: Razor] |
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"Do you wish to be forgiven, my child?" — [Campbell Lane
(Hybrid)
from Battlestar Galactica: Razor] |
| November 26th, 2007
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"By your command." — [computer generated
(Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica: Razor] |
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"Enemy target destroyed. –All Wings regroup and continue pursuit of Battlestar Pegasus." — [computer generated
(Cylon Centurion (Silver))
& computer generated (Cylon Centurion (Gold))
from Battlestar Galactica: Razor] |
| November 23rd, 2007
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(background)
"Can't stand the heat? Get out of the kitchen." — [Jeff Bennett
(Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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"Mmm. Nitratey." — [Jeff Bennett
(Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| November 22nd, 2007
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"This'll be our thankiest Thanksgiving ever!" — [Tom Kenny
(Dog)
from CatDog] |
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"Happy Thanksgiving from the House of Meat and Poultry." — [Billy West
(Mr. Sunshine)
from CatDog] |
| November 21st, 2007
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"Greetings, ordinary townspeople. I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. I know I will, because after the parade I get to eat this beautiful bird." — [Billy West
(Rancid Rabbit)
from CatDog] |
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"All I want is a turkey! I want a big, beautiful, delicious turkey! And I want it right now!" — [Jim Cummings
(Cat)
from CatDog] |
| November 20th, 2007
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"Oh, Sam, life's too short to drink domestic." — [Ray Wise
(The Devil)
from Reaper] |
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"Slight, uh, change of plans. Instead of turkey, ahem, we're having, um, peanut butter and jelly. –For Thanksgiving?!" — [Jim Cummings
(Cat)
& John Kassir (Mervis)
& John Kassir (Dunglap)
from CatDog] |
| November 19th, 2007
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"This really might be the best Thanksgiving ever." — [Noel McNeal
(Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"What's that smell?" — [Noel McNeal
(Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| November 16th, 2007
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"The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room. –I know what you mean. I have the same issue with hiking trails." — [Tracy Grandstaff
(Daria Morgendorffer)
& Russell Hankin (Thomas 'Tom' Sloane)
from Daria] |
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"We'd better get out of here before the parmesan fumes get to us, too." — [Tracy Grandstaff
(Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| November 15th, 2007
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"God, you're more worthless than Colin Farrell." — [Seth MacFarlane
(Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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"Oh, that's just great, Lois. Thanks to you, I missed a moment of television history! –Well, now you know how George W. Bush felt when he showed up in Vietnam." — [Seth MacFarlane
(Peter Griffin)
& Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| November 14th, 2007
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"But now I know who I am. I can say to the world, 'Hey, this is me. I am woman, and I like me.'" — [Mr. T
(The Bearded Lady)
from Freaked] |
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"We repeat, the Flying Gimp has been destroyed. You may return to your homes." — [uncredited
(TV Announcer)
from Freaked] |
| November 13th, 2007
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"Wasn't that stuff banned? –Only in the U.S…. And Europe." — [Alex Winter
(Ricky Coogan)
& David Bowe (EES Assistant)
from Freaked] |
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(background)
"Cool! A freak show! Let's check it out!" — [Megan Ward
(Julie)
from Freaked] |
| November 12th, 2007
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"What do you have against Capitalism?" — [Chris Evans
(Human Torch / Johnny Storm)
from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer] |
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(background)
"You know, I've always been both impressed and disgusted at that." — [Chris Evans
(Human Torch / Johnny Storm)
from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer] |
| November 9th, 2007
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"I know how to handle these bubble-butts!" — [Jackie Gleason
(Sheriff Buford T. Justice)
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
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(background)
"Hell, you got the D.T.'s so bad you could thread a sewing machine when it's running." — [Jerry Reed
(Cledus Snow / 'Snowman')
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
| November 8th, 2007
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"I'm not a bad person, I've just had bad luck." — [Thomas Haden Church
(Sandman / Flint Marko)
from Spider-Man 3] |
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"A man has to be understanding and put his wife before himself." — [Rosemary Harris
(May Parker)
from Spider-Man 3] |
| November 7th, 2007
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"Wh-What do you have to gain by killing her? –Herb, if I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat it with a nice Merlot." — [Hamilton Camp
(H.G. Wells)
& Lane Davies (Tempus)
from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman] |
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"Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial." — [Lane Davies
(Tempus)
from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman] |
| November 6th, 2007
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"I don't really like the President much. Didn't like the one before that, much, either. –You like the idea of the President, living in a free country. Do we allow America to be ruled by thugs? –Sure, some years we do." — [Mark Wahlberg
(Bob Lee Swagger)
& Danny Glover (Colonel Isaac Johnson)
from Shooter] |
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"There's always a confused soul that thinks one man can make a difference. And you'd have to kill him to convince him otherwise. That's the hassle with democracy." — [Ned Beatty
(Senator Charles F. Meachum)
from Shooter] |
| November 5th, 2007
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"Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!" — [J.K. Simmons
(J. Jonah Jameson)
from Spider-Man 3] |
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"You know, I guess one person can make a difference. 'Nuff said." — [Stan Lee
(Man in Times Square)
from Spider-Man 3] |
| November 2nd, 2007
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"Spartans, prepare for glory!" — [Gerard Butler
(King Leonidas)
from 300] |
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"It's an honor to die at your side. –It's an honor to have lived at yours." — [Michael Fassbender
(Stelios)
& Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
| November 1st, 2007
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"You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been, in every way, all that anyone could be." — [Nicole Kidman
(Virginia Woolf)
from The Hours] |
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"Do you think it's possible that bad writing actually attracts a higher incidence of error?" — [Stephen Dillane
(Leonard Woolf)
from The Hours] |
