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November 30 – "Get out of my kitchen before I turn you all into pumpkins!" – [Vicki Lawrence from Mama's Family] |
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November 29 – In Memoriam: Keith Andes, the original Birdman (among other roles)
"My Solar Shield! I can't activate it! I've been out of the sun too long!" – [Birdman (Keith Andes) from Birdman]
"I've got to stop that mechanical nightmare." – [Birdman (Keith Andes) from Birdman]
"(pulsing sound) –Somebody trying to contact me." – [Birdman (Keith Andes) from Birdman]
(and yes, I'm working some Pat Morita clips - unfortunately, they'll be a little late) |
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November 28 – "Ask him the question. –Uh, did you… –Go on. –Did you… get… that thing I… sent you?" – [Mentok the Mindtaker and Peter Potamus (John Michael Higgins and Chris Edgerly) from Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law] |
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November 25 – "Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college? I am so all about Ultimate Frisbee™." – [Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) from Family Guy] |
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November 24 – "What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?" – [Peppermint Patty (Kip DeFaria) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 23 – "We've got another holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us. –I haven't even finished eating all my Halloween candy!" – [Charlie and Sally Brown (Todd Barbee and Hilary Momberger) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 22 – "Oh, Lois, you are so full of (bleep)! What?! Now I can't say (bleep) in my own (bleep) house? (bleep) great, Lois, just (bleep) great. You know you're lucky you're good at (bleep) my (bleep) or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you (bleep) lubed-up (bleep) toothpaste in my (bleep) while you (bleep) on a cherry (bleep) Episcopalian (bleep) extention cord (bleep) wetness (bleep) with a parking ticket. That is the best!" – [Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) from Family Guy] (OK, DIGGers, are you happy?) |
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November 21 – "So let me get this straight… You'd rather watch a football game than actually play one? –That's right. –You bet. –It's much safer. –(screaming) –Oh, great. –I should've had girls." – [Grandpa Pickles, Drew Pickles, Stu Pickles, & Chaz Finster, Sr. (David Doyle, Michael Bell, Jack Riley, & Michael Bell) from Rugrats] |
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November 18 – "I am begging you. Do you have any idea how painful this is for me? Usually, they give an epidural for this kind of agony." – [Sandra Bullock from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous] |
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November 17 – "I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. –That's right. I've seen you make toast." – [Charlie Brown and Linus Van Pelt (Todd Barbee and Stephen Shea) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 16 – "Look at me. Look at me. Now listen very closely... to what I'm about to say to you. –Oh, OK. –Promise that you are going to listen to these words with all your heart. –OK. –Do you have, inside you, here… –Yes? –Deep, deep inside you… do you have… the one true thing that you need... in life... that will guide you through it all? –Yes? –Do you have that one thing-- –What thing? Tell me! What is it?! –It is that thing that I sent to you." – [Peter Potamus and Harvey Birdman (Chris Edgerly and Gary Cole) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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November 15 – "What do you say, Chuckie? –Can I keep my clothes on? –Um, oh, OK." – [Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster, Jr. (Elizabeth Daily and Christine Cavanaugh) from Rugrats] |
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November 14 – "Angelica, honey, Daddy has to go back inside and watch a very important football game, OK? But if you see the magic turkey again, just tell your mother." – [Drew Pickles (Michael Bell) from Rugrats] |
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November 11 – "Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those! –Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months." – [John Cho and Kal Penn from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle] |
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November 10 – "Anyway, why should I give thanks on Thanksgiving? What have I got to be thankful for? All it does is make more work for us at school." – [Sally Brown (Hilary Momberger) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 9 – "When you pick a lost cause, you really commit! Ha ha! Where do they make dreamers like you?" – [Tim the Gate Guard (Paul Giamatti) from Robots] |
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November 8 – "Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead." – [Ratchet (Greg Kinnear) from Robots] |
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November 7 – "Belf, what's going on? –In short, Duke, a shitstorm." – [Bob Sessions and Fisher Stevens from Hackers] |
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November 4 – "Oh, what kind of values do you have? Won't lie to a holy man to make your mother happy." – [Anita Gillette from Normal, Ohio] |
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November 3 – "What's the matter, big brother? –Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox. –What did you expect, a turkey card?" – [Charlie and Sally Brown (Hilary Momberger and Todd Barbee) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 2 – "Holidays always depress me. –I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas! –For Christmas? Already?!" – [Charlie and Sally Brown (Todd Barbee and Hilary Momberger) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving] |
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November 1 – "Don't worry, Heff, we can still have a nice Thanksgiving. I bought us a nice big vegetarian turkey. It'll be delicious! –No, it's not the same." – [Rocko and Heffer Wolfe (Carlos Alazraqui and Tom Kenny) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
