| 2005-11-30
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"Get out of my kitchen before I turn you all into pumpkins!"
[Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper)
from Mama's Family] |
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(background)
"Revenge is better than Christmas."
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
| 2005-11-29
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In Memoriam, Keith Andes
"I've got to stop that mechanical nightmare."
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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"My Solar Shield! I can't activate it! I've been out of the sun too long!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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"(pulsing sound) Somebody trying to contact me."
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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(background)
"Birdman!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
| 2005-11-28
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"Ask him the question. –Uh, did you… –Go on. –Did you… get… that thing I… sent you?"
[John Michael Higgins (Mentok The Mindtaker) | Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"To the Bird Lair! –Bird Lair?"
[Paget Brewster (Birdgirl) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2005-11-25
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"Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college? I am so all about Ultimate Frisbee™."
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"Why thank you, Tinkle Fairy."
[Adam West (Mayor Adam West)
from Family Guy] |
| 2005-11-24
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"What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?"
[Kip DeFaria (Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
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(background)
"It's Thanksgiving, Chaz. You can't watch nature documentaries on Thanksgiving. "
[Michael Bell (Andrew 'Drew' Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2005-11-23
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"We've got another holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us. –I haven't even finished eating all my Halloween candy!"
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
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(background)
"Sally, Thanksgiving is a very important holiday. Ours was the first country in the world to make a national holiday to give thanks."
[Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2005-11-22
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"Oh, Lois, you are so full of (bleep)! What?! Now I can't say (bleep) in my own (bleep) house? (bleep) great, Lois, just (bleep) great. You know you're lucky you're good at (bleep) my (bleep) or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you (bleep) lubed-up (bleep) toothpaste in my (bleep) while you (bleep) on a cherry (bleep) Episcopalian (bleep) extention cord (bleep) wetness (bleep) with a parking ticket. That is the best!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"It's the (bleep) Van (bleep) Show! Starring (bleep) Van (bleep)! –They're messing with my shows!"
[Fred Tatasciore (TV Announcer) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2005-11-21
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"So let me get this straight… You'd rather watch a football game than actually play one? –That's right. –You bet. –It's much safer. –(screaming) –Oh, great. –I should've had girls."
[David Doyle (Louis 'Grandpa' Pickles) | Michael Bell (Andrew 'Drew' Pickles) | Jack Riley (Stu Pickles)
| Michael Bell (Charles 'Chaz' Finster, Sr.)
from Rugrats] |
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(background)
"Uh, I guess we know turkeys don't make good kites."
[Elizabeth (Tommy Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2005-11-18
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"I am begging you. Do you have any idea how painful this is for me? Usually, they give an epidural for this kind of agony."
[Sandra Bullock (Gracie Hart)
from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous] |
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(background)
"Give me those eyes! Big eyes! Big eyes! Give me big anime eyes."
[Robin Williams (Fender)
from Robots] |
| 2005-11-17
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"I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. –That's right. I've seen you make toast."
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
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(background)
"I don't feel bad for myself. I just feel bad because I ruined everyone's Thanksgiving."
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2005-11-16
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"Look at me. Look at me. Now listen very closely... to what I'm about to say to you. –Oh, OK. –Promise that you are going to listen to these words with all your heart. –OK. –Do you have, inside you, here… –Yes? –Deep, deep inside you… do you have… the one true thing that you need... in life... that will guide you through it all? –Yes? –Do you have that one thing-- –What thing? Tell me! What is it?! –It is that thing that I sent to you."
[Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"Hey! Anybody got an extra set of trousers?"
[Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2005-11-15
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"What do you say, Chuckie? –Can I keep my clothes on? –Um, oh, OK."
[Elizabeth (Tommy Pickles) | Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr)
from Rugrats] |
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(background)
"Young people, they don't know from nothing."
[Michael Bell (Grandpa Boris Kropotkin)
from Rugrats] |
| 2005-11-14
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"Angelica, honey, Daddy has to go back inside and watch a very important football game, OK? But if you see the magic turkey again, just tell your mother."
[Michael Bell (Andrew 'Drew' Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
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(background)
"Mommy! –Not now, honey, Mommy's negotiating."
[Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles) | Tress MacNeille (Charlotte Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2005-11-11
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"Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those! –Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months."
[John Cho (Harold Lee) | Kal Penn (Kumar Patel)
from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle] |
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(background)
"We're so high right now! –We're not low."
[John Cho (Harold Lee) | Kal Penn (Kumar Patel)
from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle] |
| 2005-11-10
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"Anyway, why should I give thanks on Thanksgiving? What have I got to be thankful for? All it does is make more work for us at school."
[Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2005-11-09
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"When you pick a lost cause, you really commit! Ha ha! Where do they make dreamers like you?"
[Paul Giamatti (Tim the Gate Guard)
from Robots] |
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(background)
"Get lost, freak! Ha ha ha ha!"
[Paul Giamatti (Tim the Gate Guard)
from Robots] |
| 2005-11-08
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"Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead."
[Greg Kinnear (Ratchet)
from Robots] |
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(background)
"Come on, you can bunk with me. We'll ignore the gossip."
[Robin Williams (Fender)
from Robots] |
| 2005-11-07
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"Belf, what's going on? –In short, Duke, a shitstorm."
[Bob Sessions (Duke Ellingson) | Fisher Stevens (Eugene Belford / 'The Plague' / Mr. Babbage)
from Hackers] |
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(background)
"This is the end, my friend. Thank you for calling."
[Fisher Stevens (Eugene Belford / 'The Plague' / Mr. Babbage)
from Hackers] |
| 2005-11-04
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"Oh, what kind of values do you have? Won't lie to a holy man to make your mother happy."
[Anita Gillette (Joan Gamble)
from Normal, Ohio] |
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(background)
"Oh, you say that, but you don't mean it."
[John Leguizamo (Sid)
from Ice Age] |
| 2005-11-03
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"What's the matter, big brother? –Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox. –What did you expect, a turkey card?"
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
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(background)
"It's your own fault because you're so wishy-washy."
[Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2005-11-02
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"Holidays always depress me. –I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas! –For Christmas? Already?!"
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
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(background)
"I think I'm losing control of the whole world."
[Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2005-11-01
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"Don't worry, Heff, we can still have a nice Thanksgiving. I bought us a nice big vegetarian turkey. It'll be delicious! –No, it's not the same."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko) | Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
